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You're fired.

Hi. One of the people that work for you told me you might be looking for someone to help look after cats? I need a job and I'm really good at looking after cats. My name is Brittany.

The orphanage burned down, we're taking all of the kids to the Tower. Anybody who has any experience with children, if you have the time, come to the tower, we're going to need as much help as we can get. There's thirty something of them and their keeper usual care taker is out of commission, we can use all the help we can get.

STEVE.
Hey, happy wedding, have some kids, just in case you were thinking about adoption.

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( don't worry, they're all pretty short, about a minute or less apiece. )

Hey, we should have a Christmas party. April and I are so good at parties. You wanna?

So far this is the most relaxing kidnapping ever. I've eaten eight million tacos, met four new versions of my best friend, gotten drunk for the first time...sorry again about the...tackle hug...Stiles-who-lives-wth-Malia been automatically signed up for high school and the girls' lacrosse team, and when I went to apply for a job as a veterinary assistant I apparently had already been hired?

So I work at the animal rescue clinic downtown as a vet assistant/staff member now. My manager's name is April Ludgate-Dwyer apparently which sounds really familiar...is that one of us? Um, displaced or kidnapees or whatever the term is? Because if so I should probably explain why all the cats will hate me forever

[Werewolf Stiles]
Are you in high school? I haven't seen you there.

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Um... so I have no idea why I'm in New York, but I'm betting it's something super awesome! Am I being inducted as an honorary United Nations ambassador because I can totally see that. I mean, the Harvest Festival was a success and why wouldn't they want me to help with the world! Plus, I was in model U.N. in high school. They must have heard about how awesome I was at that as well.

This is so exciting! I mean, waking up in a hotel in New York is unexpected because it's kind of like I was abducted but not really because it's the United Nations so it's for the good of mankind, and no one's going to press charges against the United Nations, [half-whisper] I really don't think you can... [speaks normally] Anyway!

Totally excited to be here! The note said I should say hello. Is this a private, United Nations network? If so, Gutentaag! Bonjour! Hamjambo! And hello, of course!

Oh! I'm Leslie Knope. It's nice to meet you all, fellow ambassadors.

I just found a really great health food place in Brooklyn Heights - all kinds of interesting, organic, fresh groceries. They even have Agave syrup smoothies. Chris would go crazy. I miss- Stop. Uh, even if you're not into that sort of stuff they have a heap of amazing smelling essential oils.

Anyway. So, how many of you guys found work in NYC after you woke up here? I think I'm going to spend everything I have on candles go a little stir crazy if I don't have something to keep me busy.

[ANDY & APRIL]

Uh, hi guys. How are ..things there?

Babe? You didn't eat any of the chicken I made earlier did you? Please say no I'm at the store, I'm coming home now.

Hello?

[Ann's now peering curiously at her device, nose slightly wrinkled, trying and failing to look a lot less concerned than she clearly is – after all she read that letter.]

This has got to be one of those things where they film you reacting to some weird, crazy scenario- practical joke type thing, right?

[There's a small stutter of an awkward laugh. She pauses, looking gradually more worried.]

Kidnapping people completely unaware seems kinda extreme even for reality television.

Babe, I found a whole bunch of videos about how awesome we are on Youtube. Like a WHOLE bunch. Youtube is cooler here than back home.

I thought being kidnapped by magic and thrown into an alternate dimension would be fun. This is so boring.

I told the barista at Starbucks to put gravy on my caramel macchiato in the spirit of Thanksgiving and he almost did. I thought Pawnee was bad with fatty junk like that.