multifarious ⟷ in character

[FRIENDS]
What are you all up to right now? I'm so bored :(

[Recalibrated: corrected message, removed deflection; corrected message, removed distraction; public]
I'm so frustrated and I'm really starting to hate this place.

ok so cooking at 1am is such ab ad idea, after wine. I shouldn be allowed n pintrest anymorre.

still ate it tho.

Oh my god.

Can I start calling you Pornstache?

I'm so ready.

I've been waiting for this night my entire life. Dreams really do come true.

[This plays on all devices because I'm mean to Patty and it's funny. Please be pretending not from different show? I could have done something with her dead dad and I didn't. Remember that.]

What's the point of having a television if you have to see your own stupid face?

CISCO.
I didn't even mean to watch this time.

CAITLIN AND LYDIA.
Can we go out and do something? Anything?

Christmas is coming! This is like, hands down, my very very favorite holiday of any holiday and I decorated my entire apartment and it looks amazing, thank you very much.

OMG could you imagine if we all did a secret santa? It would be the biggest secret santa ever, it would be so great, we should do it. Who wants to? I do. One vote for me.

You know, all of your vigilantes in the area are really making my job a lot easier. I just got a call about three armed subjects and when I showed up they were tied up in an alley, disarmed.

Slow down guys, you're going to put me out of a job.

CISCO.
I started watching the show... I haven't seen myself in it yet but now I feel dirty seeing everybody elses stories... I don't know what to do.

FRIEND DEREK.
Get ready to do friend things.

Here's to the strangest and lonliest Thanksgiving I've ever experienced
I walked into my new job today and they told me that I was a detective. Just like that. That easy.

This place isn't all bad I guess.

[She sits down on her bed and she's chewing the corner of her lip nervously, looking out the window. She's obviously anxious, and it shows in her voice.]

Um... I don't know what's going on, [she clears her throat to try and even out her tone before turning her attention to the tablet] I got a strange message? And everybody here seems okay and I don't know if you're all really okay or if you've all been kidnapped. Or - if - if you've been kidnapped and you're all okay with being kidnapped but I don't belong here so it would be really nice if I could go home? Maybe? Please? I have work today and my boss is going to kill me.

My name is Patty Spivot, I'm an officer for the CCPD. I think I've been taken against my will. That's right buddy, [she's trying to sound menacing. She's really bad at it.] I'm a cop. You're in big trouble.