multifarious ⟷ in character

...and we were doing so well... :(

...really, I take my dog for a walk and when I come back, the tablet says I lost two fucking months? Cool, my brother probably didn't have an aneurysm at all thinking I was dead, Powers That Be, thanks for that.

I am concerned for all of my comrades and the innocent people of Midgard. You all seem quite ill.

[MESSAGE CORRECTED. LEVITY MODE ACTIVATED.]

To the cAPTORS WHO THOUGHT THEMSELVES WORTHY ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE POWER OF A GOD REVEAL YOURSELF!

LET US SEE WHO IS TRULY STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THOR

[She walks over casually and picks up the tablet after reading the note that promptly disappeared after. Weirder things have happened. At least it's out of Beacon Hills]
Inter-dimensional travel. [She taps at the screen, unaware it's recording her, then shrugs, assuming that she just doesn't know how to work it yet.] Hello, L.A. [She says in a sigh]

Here you go, Joey!

Are you happy now? I did it, I am on the network! Will you quit bugging me?

I'm really bad at thi
So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

You're kidding me, right?

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a sellout does it make me if I downloaded the Jurassic World game?

I'm a game character. How could I say no to something like that?

Holy shit.

This is my life today. I don't know what's gotten into her, but she's in super spaz mode or something.

[ooc: please pretend that poor dog doesn't randomly have a rope around its neck? wtf]

FRIENDS & COWORKERS.
So, hypothetically, if I were thinking of having a barbecue at my place next weekend (probably Saturday or Sunday....input on which might work better?) how many of you would be up for it and come?

...and y'know bring some sort of side while I take care of the staples?

CASS.
Hey.

How are you doing?

...Other than singing songs about heartbreak really well and getting recorded?

JOEY.
And, for the record, I won't be asking you for help with said barbecue. I'll be handling it myself, so don't panic or worry that you forgot something or anything like that.

And I get it if you guys don't have time to come. But I will bring you food if that's the case.

And on another note did you see Cass' video that's been circulating around?

[OOC: First filter applies to anybody Dave talks to, at all, or works with at all. And whatnot! If you have questions poke me!]

Bleeehhhh, I overheard two women in the coffee shop talking about extraction videos on Youtube and I wanted to know what they were. MISTAKE. Oh my God, humans are so gross, where do those things even come from?!

I'm finding a way to encorporate this into my daily life.

I started trying to figure out how the internet worked and I looked up and now it's three days later.

This is dangerous. How do any of you get anything done around here?

And microwaves are the Devil's work.

For those of us who don't have a muggl an American bank, how do we find out if our money followed us?

This is making me feel super old... Retro. My childhood is now considered retro.

OWEN.

My apartment...is mine for the next three glorious days.

If I have to watch one more hour of Star Wars, I swear I'm going to punch somebody.

This is my new favorite interview. Owen, I think it's just your face. Like, in general, your face is a spaz.

Oh yeah and also happy blow my eardrums out day, America.

Accurate except that they forgot the this is not what I signed up for face, featuring brobro's girlfriend's actress counterpart for bonus points.

Alright, someone out there wants to drink on a Wednesday afternoon with me, right? Think of it as a warmup for the 4th.