multifarious ⟷ in character

Hey, are you coming home soon? The reservation's for 7.
[Please wait. Recalibrating for dishonesty...]

Hey Eddy, I'm leaving you for Stiles.
[Message sent.]

...okay. I put my backpack down (open, because I am a moron) for five seconds at work and told the puppy I had out after his shots for some play time to leave it. Then, confident in the fact that puppies would listen to me and respect my authority, I turn around to go straighten up the clinic and turn around after that to find the puppy eating my math homework and then licking the floor completely not sorry. No one is ever going to believe a dog actually ate my homework.

I am the worst alpha ever the least authoritative person ever, and also I need to know if someone copied down the math problems from Mr. Anderson's class?

[He wakes up on a strange couch, his baby on his chest instead of the crib she'd been placed in last night, pulling at his lip. He holds her with one arm and picks up the note on the coffee table next to him.]
Oh no.

Okay, Tuesday Joke of the Day, are who's ready for it?

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.


I'm dying. I wish it was mine but I can't take credit. So funny.

You're fired.

There can't be that many of us, ri

Hello?

[ FILTERED TO DOCTORS AND SCIENCE TYPES ]

Is there anyone here who can develop very specific medication, if you are provided with a sample to work from?

What the-
[He says, reading the note before it disappears into thin air]

I'm so ready.

I've been waiting for this night my entire life. Dreams really do come true.

Things I still suck at even after getting super powers and then upgrading the super powers: ice skating, not falling asleep during movies Stiles wants me to watch, and putting on skis. I think wolves might be like bears, and nature wants me to hibernate for the winter. Or at least sleep a lot to a soundtrack of science-fiction noises while avoiding winter sports. I seriously do not get why Stiles wants us to ski SO. MUCH.

[Alpha Stiles]
Hey. How's LA? Is boy-me keeping you out of trouble?

[Esmeralda]
Hi, just making sure you're doing okay. Merry belated Christmas! I'm sure it was nuts with all your kids, but I hope it was good.

[Harley] (ETA)
Did you say something to Stiles that we're on vacation with about the Alpha Stiles? He seems upset.

Hi and happy Christmas Eve to everyone who still believes in the jolly old elf himself, Santa Claus. I'm Brittany Susan Pierce and I'm looking for a job. I'm sixteen. I'm really good at making fondue and I love cats. Sometimes I make fondue for my cat Lord Tubbington. It would really make my Christmas a merry one if in a few days I found myself with a job. I'm running out of things to feed the pigeons.

Thank you for your time.

At 11:30 this video will play for all to see.

( At 6:00 EST this video will play on all devices )

I'm sorry to everyone who's having their lives put on display right now. This is really shitty.

ALPHAS.
I feel like we should talk. I don't know if any of you have been watching these video's but it's obvious that there are a lot of people who are more dangerous than we had originally thought. I'm not saying that we should take immediate action but I think we should stay vigilant, and since there are so many Alpha's here, and packs, we should work together to make sure that our communities are safe. It's out job to protect those that are weaker than us, and to protect each other and our families. We're stronger if we work together and communicate than if we try to keep to ourselves.

[Beacon Hills + SO - Alpha Stiles]
So we can't turn off the tablets, we're going to have to get drunk. Like, yesterday.

( ooc: let's make this creepy dudes night at multifarious...at 9:40pm EST the following video plays on all TVs )

TL;DR(because this is copy/pasted from a psl where we went in-depth for videos so longer than brief, way longer than brief) basically the Matt stuff that happens to Allison on the show, happens to Scout at the party and police station, with adjustments for timeline differences and what would actually hurt a werewolf as opposed to a human. Matt's a creep, boooo Matt.

So we got some more kids after all of them had gotten adopted and we recently brought them all to go Christmas shopping for each other with a set budget per kid.

They all bought me scarves.

I have over thirty scarves.

Why did they all get me scarves.

So far this is the most relaxing kidnapping ever. I've eaten eight million tacos, met four new versions of my best friend, gotten drunk for the first time...sorry again about the...tackle hug...Stiles-who-lives-wth-Malia been automatically signed up for high school and the girls' lacrosse team, and when I went to apply for a job as a veterinary assistant I apparently had already been hired?

So I work at the animal rescue clinic downtown as a vet assistant/staff member now. My manager's name is April Ludgate-Dwyer apparently which sounds really familiar...is that one of us? Um, displaced or kidnapees or whatever the term is? Because if so I should probably explain why all the cats will hate me forever

[Werewolf Stiles]
Are you in high school? I haven't seen you there.

Well thank you mysterious force that deemed it a good day to give me back my entire game and console collection from home.

...okay, Stiles? You know how sometimes I tell you that you have a really weird sense of humor? This is what I'm talking about. This right here.