multifarious ⟷ in character

Yeah, this seems about right.

Well that was not how I expected my day to go.

AVENGERS (NEW AND OLD!)
Anyone else suddenly very popular or just me?
AKA how much damage control am I going to have to do in the next few days?
Not enough coffee in the world for this -

I'm not really crazy about what they're suggesting with this movie. So from this point on I'm going to pretend that it doesn't exist.

SARA.
There's an entire website dedicated to inappropriate parts of my body. This is what the future looks like. This is your generations doing. He's married.

CAPTAIN AMERICA STEVE.
I've come up with a system for how you can tell me apart from all of the other people with my face. Look for the one who's partially reflective in direct sunlight. I don't know what to tell you at night though.

Just a disclaimer that as the Best Man, no big expectations should be put on me. I just looked up the price of just one plane ticket to Vegas. Inflation from the 40's is insane.

SARA.
Please. Please help me.

NATASHA'S DEREK.
I feel like I should... know... you?

CAPTAIN AM
CAPTAIN BARNE
OTHER ME.
How's it goi
Are you
Hey.

Hey.

FILTERED TO BUCKY.
Want to hear about my morning so far? I fell out of my bed, I guess my younger self was that terrified of being cuddled that I spent the night on the very edge of a bed that didn't quite work out so hot for me when somewhere during the night I ended up back to normal, got told my girlfriend was mad at me for being a gentleman, oh and my son from an alternate universe showed up. We named him James, don't let it go to your head. On the bright side going back to normal prevented any hangover from drinking with the younger Tony last night.

[ TEXT MESSAGES TO JAMES BARNES ]

» Just so you're aware
» If you end up aging up or down I'm going to be so annoyed at life

The internet is terrible, where did they get the permission to make it?? They should be ashamed of themselves!

Do you know that people write things about me?? Awful things??

STEVE.
Do you know that Tumblr is?!?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WRITE ABOUT US???

SARA.
Okay, so I should probably explain. Before Steve tells you what I

STEVE'S FRIENDS SANS STEVE
Everybody knows it's his birthday tomorrow, right? The guy rarely gets the chance for a party.

[ as per her canon point she is a bit beat up, see icon - please to assume all images for this post are about the same, i just only have the one lol also forward dated to tomorrow AM, i am just impatient. ]

This is not right.

John Henry?

[...]

John?

Is it too soon for this or...?

And in this next chapter of 'Worst Pick Up Lines: Bartender Addition.' or maybe 'Overheard by Bartenders'?

"My friends bet me that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

How about you just give me all of that money, because I deserve it for not throwing you out a window right about now. I need a job too much.

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

Buddy, you're so lucky you didn't get a drink over your head.

“Do you think if I flex hard enough I could rip my shirt?”

Please try. I could use a laugh.

Did everybody know that smoking is bad for you?? Apparently it causes cancer??

I don't want to understand the world anymore.

SARA.
Feeling better?

( [It's posted at 9PM EST] )

[Despite the fact that no one knows he's even here, the video outs him. It's posted at 8:00 P.M EST. Surprise, Winter Soldier has been chillin' in yo backyards and under yo bridges.]