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Street Fighter V Beta is live again - who's in?
[ MESSAGE FAILED; RE-CALIBRATING ]

PENIS!!!

slight delay;

Meh. Could be worse.

[At 12:15pm PST/3:15pm EST, this video will play for all over the age of sixteen.]

Nope. People do some seriously weird shit when they have too much time on their hands.

What is this blasphemy?! This shit just came on the car radio, are you kidding me? You fucking savages.

Well thank you mysterious force that deemed it a good day to give me back my entire game and console collection from home.

[She sits down on her bed and she's chewing the corner of her lip nervously, looking out the window. She's obviously anxious, and it shows in her voice.]

Um... I don't know what's going on, [she clears her throat to try and even out her tone before turning her attention to the tablet] I got a strange message? And everybody here seems okay and I don't know if you're all really okay or if you've all been kidnapped. Or - if - if you've been kidnapped and you're all okay with being kidnapped but I don't belong here so it would be really nice if I could go home? Maybe? Please? I have work today and my boss is going to kill me.

My name is Patty Spivot, I'm an officer for the CCPD. I think I've been taken against my will. That's right buddy, [she's trying to sound menacing. She's really bad at it.] I'm a cop. You're in big trouble.

I have definitely been #11 multiple times in my life.

SERE.
Hey, can I ask you something?

Oh, good. I wouldn't want to stay in my home universe for too long or I might forget what it's like to be stationary and resentful.