multifarious ⟷ in character

You want to grab late lunch and a drink tomorrow?

I need a good gym that is not also at my job. Any suggestions?

Long story short, I'm super bored and looking for some action. I turned 21 six days ago and if all works out, this will be my belated bday gift to me :). I'm not picky, dudes are preferable but dudettes are acceptable. Anyone interested in an obligation free good time?

I'm really bad at thi
So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a sellout does it make me if I downloaded the Jurassic World game?

I'm a game character. How could I say no to something like that?

Hey, haven't heard from you in a while. How are you doing?

Who's strip club is a huge success? Mine is. If you're not here right now, you probably should be whether you're attracted to the beauty that is the male form or not. Seriously, what these boys manage to accomplish with a swing and an umbrella is nothing less than art, our next stop should be Broadway. Plus, we have a super cute server on duty today. And he's single, ladies.
Nevermind, he'd kill me.

I need a new hobby, I'm starting to enjoy this way too much for my own good.

Suddenly inheriting half an advanced research lab was not the next big career move I saw for myself.

What's the best coffee place in the Brooklyn area? No one say Starbucks.

I can't fall asleep, shit, anybody in the Brooklyn apartments have some Unisom or something I can buy off you?

I'm finding a way to encorporate this into my daily life.

You free tomorrow afternoon?

You looked like you were having a blast last night. The crowd loved you.

[OOC: Forward dated a little to 3AM]

I hope everyone had a good time tonight! Thanks so much to those of you who were able to make it.

BEACONS EMPLOYEES.
You all did so, so, so amazing tonight and I'm so happy to have you guys, I really am. Thank you, so much, seriously. Every single one of you made this night go perfectly. If there's anything that you guys think needs improvement tell me.

Drinks are on me next time.

MY DEREK.
Guess how much.

Just guess.

How many of you are the right age? Please, please be the right age. This is too weird for me to

I always knew I'd end up upgrading to a younger man.

For those of you boys who I hired to strip in my club? If you're still over eighteen then sorry, you're not getting a day off, the opening is still happening tomorrow.

Ack, sorry we couldn't stay out later, you guys, but this is what I have on my camera and I want more in the comments if you have theeeemmmmm! We're off to bed.

♥♥♥
( cut for pictures from tonight! )

[ooc: please to be using your imagination that people are wearing the same outfits and hairdos and whatnot in the pictures lol]

You free tonight around 5 or so your time?

I've been feeling really good lately and I think it's way overdue for me to spend some time with a lot of you. Who's free tomorrow night?

Get ready ladies and gents, four more days until Beacons opens up. If you want to reserve a table you should do so soon, we're almost fully booked. The VIP sections are all officially spoken for for the night, but I'm sure you'll get the view you want perfectly fine from the main floor.

[PHONE NUMBER FOR BEACONS]
[LOCATION]

EMPLOYEES.
If you have any last minute questions or concerns you better throw them at me now because we're about to open. Laheys, you better work out your schedules if you haven't already. I have a bartender lined up for opening night but Isaac, if you decide that you want to tough it out for a night to get the tips that will probably be pouring in, I can do that.

Also, I know I don't have to tell you this, but card everyone. Everyone, if I lose my liquor license because we sold a Bahama Mama to an 18 year old I will personally cut off a very important piece of your body and I'm pretty sure those don't grow back. Love yooou ♥

Adam and Camden, if you could start staking out the other clubs before your shifts start I would appreciate it. I'll obviously pay you for your time. In fact, you're all welcome to go, you're all cuties, if you want to get some extra cash flow in there. Bonus to whoever drags Stiles into the other clubs and gets him to start stealing patrons.

Am I missing anything?

DEREK.
How much do you love me?

Do you like dancing? There's a new club opening in LA tomorrow and I was invited.

[Mox]
Did you hear about this new club opening? Sounds like it could be fun.

[ETA Filter to Jules]
Tell me hiring a fan as a PA is a mistake.