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[ Posted is a photo of Lucas and Cara sitting with Santa. Lucas is screaming his poor little head off and Cara is posing like a pro with the biggest smile ever. ]

Well, one out of two isn't bad.

Just thought you guys could use a little reprieve from all of this craziness.

She's obviously got her priorities in order.

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( tl;dr: Darcy has her twins in the City, with special appearances from Ric Hale and City!Mia )

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Um... so I have no idea why I'm in New York, but I'm betting it's something super awesome! Am I being inducted as an honorary United Nations ambassador because I can totally see that. I mean, the Harvest Festival was a success and why wouldn't they want me to help with the world! Plus, I was in model U.N. in high school. They must have heard about how awesome I was at that as well.

This is so exciting! I mean, waking up in a hotel in New York is unexpected because it's kind of like I was abducted but not really because it's the United Nations so it's for the good of mankind, and no one's going to press charges against the United Nations, [half-whisper] I really don't think you can... [speaks normally] Anyway!

Totally excited to be here! The note said I should say hello. Is this a private, United Nations network? If so, Gutentaag! Bonjour! Hamjambo! And hello, of course!

Oh! I'm Leslie Knope. It's nice to meet you all, fellow ambassadors.

I told them they couldn't be Captain America and the Hulk again this year. Ended up with this trio instead when we ran into another little boy who's mom isn't "a meanie" while trying on costumes at the store. And now, I'm somehow hosting a sleepover tonight and going out for coffee with the kid's mom in the morning. This is my life, now.

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FILTERED TO THOSE IN/GOING TO THE ROMANOGERS WEDDING.
So - small change of plans. We're finding a new ceremony venue I'd say don't ask, but you're all going to ask -. We'll let you know where to show up when we figure it out.

NAT | DARCY
I know it'll be fun this close to the date - but we need to find a different venue for the ceremony.

...is that job offer still on the table? With the wedding planning and potentially working for Stark subsequent to it? I've been stewing on it for the past few days since
I can't keep working for him, he makes me want to scream, he's so stupid and misogynistic.
After seeing the content of their fight from network fails, I
It just all reeks so much of Dex and Marcus, and I can't. I can't do it anymore. I won't. Because if it is, I want it. I'll need to put in a notice, but I want it, if you're still offering. If it means I have to ship my kids to the Hales and not spend as much time with them, then I'll do that, I just...need want it. If the offer remains on the table.

EDDY; delayed

I've been offered a position comparable to my career back home and I wanted to let you know that I'm going to take it. I'm happy to work up to two weeks worth to give you time, if needed, to replace me and I appreciate so much the opportunity that you gave me, but I have been thinking about it for a while, since the offer came in, and I just can't turn down a position doing something that I love. I have to take it. I'm sorry.

Guess who made cheer squad? Guess!

[Elle]
Hey, tomorrow? We're totally going shopping for makeup.

(( it's pretty close but you know the drill, pls to pretend that is actually derek and baby lucas ))

Excuse me while I die with how freaking adorable this is.

Thirteen-year-olds at home alone without a babysitter. Thoughts?

[She's walking around the bedroom, folding laundry and singing to herself.]

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Binge watching Netflix with Pops, bitches #liveoutloud #livestreameverything #onetreehill

[Complimentary Message Sent on Your Behalf. You're Welcome.]

Literally just helped them clean this room an hour ago. This is why we can't have nice things.

[She reads the note in trembling hands but all she can think is that she's been kidnapped. Her dad was right. He knew this would happen, she should've listened to him. She runs to the tablet as fast as she can.]
My name is Carmen O'Grady and I've been kidnapped. I don't know where I am or who took me, but they took me to their apartment in New York. All of my belongings were taken, even my cellphone. Please, whoever is reading this, contact the police.

[James]
I think Esmeralda's having an affair.

[Esmeralda]
Hey, sorry I missed church. I'm swamped.

[Darcy]
How would you like a raise?

We've been here, like, twenty minutes and they've already started attracting girls. God, I'm in trouble when they're older...

Caroline, you and Derek should come down with Lucas. We can make Derek and Ric do all the hard work while we catch some sun. ;)

Well...this morning I only woke up to one twin shoving his fingers up my nose, so does that mean it's going to be a good day?

Ethan just said his first word! I should be less excited that it's "no" instead of "mama" but

Is it normal for a baby to hiccup for like 2 hours straight?? Omg help me.

Things Paw Patrol needs to answer:

• How do the pup's feet reach the pedals? The logistics do not compute.
• Who the hell is funding this gong show.
• Why did anyone vote in a Mayor who carries a chicken around in her purse?
• Is the theme song done by Smashmouth?
• Where are Ryder's parents and why does no one seem to realize they've entrusted their town to an eight year old and his troop of puppies?
• Why does no one love Rocky and let him go on any good missions?