multifarious ⟷ in character

I think that the whole communication breakdown just might be over with seeing as it's slowed down, so I'm just going to go for this. No shame.

Hi out there to people I haven't talked to yet or anything, I'm Mel, that was me in the exploding bowl of batter video here not that long ago. Are there any business owners (cafes, restaurants, etc) who need a pastry chef or would be interested in partnering to sell various baked goods (muffins, pies, cakes, cupcakes, turnovers, croissants, etc)? Back home I co-own a cafe, but it hasn't shown up here, so a girl's got to make some money.

CHESTER.
Are you free later today? And would you be interested in helping me out with something?

WITCHES/MAGIC USERS.

[The video begins and Mel is standing in front of the counter with ingredients placed on the counter...messily. She is holding a mixing bowl with her left hand against the left side of her body while she stirs the batter in the bowl with her right, soft music playing in the background from the phone.

She moves over to the fridge to get the milk out, one-handed, getting the cap off and then pouring some and then leaving it out on the counter as she continues to stir and move....which is exactly what causes her to stumble. The bowl goes flying out of her hands and she spits out a, "Fuck!" As she throws her hands out. the intention is to freeze the bowl, but instead....she blows the damn thing up.

Bits of batter, bowl, and even milk (along with milk jug) go flying every where. Most notably batter splatters on her face. She stands there pouting.

The video ends.]

I'd rather know
Anyone?

What the hell? Is this supposed to be the worst joke ever?

Because I am definitely not laughing right now. Chris and Wyatt I already have enough of an issue not orbing on my own you assholes