multifarious ⟷ in character

[TFLN and couldn't help myself]

[ALEX, SARA]
[recalibrated: public message]
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.

Considering I just spilled my life story to the barista today I'm going to say this is the official heads up that the universe is screwing with all of us again.

Yeah, this seems about right.

That awkward moment when you're surfing the internet, minding your own business, and stumble across your brother doing Beyonce. No words, man, no words.

I am getting married tomorrow and I have finger paint in my hair and it's not coming out.


I am getting married tomorrow and these little demons ruined my hair.

[She attaches a picture of her sitting on the floor of the lobby trying to look grumpy while surrounded by grinning children with finger paint. Everywhere.]

Is it still illegal to give children vodka? It would knock them right out, I swear. Clint was always better at this than I was, I miss

This place is like one big headache after another. Are there any good bars around here? I don't think video games are going to cut it anymore.

MIA

ALEX.
What are you doing right now?

[ This video plays at 11:15 AM ]

((as usual pls to pretend this links just to the images)).

Spent the morning taking selfies with my dog. No regrets.

FILTERED TO THE MASKED GUY FROM THE OTHER NIGHT.
Hello? Hey, no clue if you're on here, but just wanted to say hi and thanks for jumping in the other night.

People keep saying that they got gifts. This is what I woke up to this morning.

God bless America.

We might want to talk about this.

We're obviously not tearing at each others throats unless Steve found out that I ate whatever was in the fridge marked with his name, but this may cause issues for us. None of us are out of the public eye now that Barnes is going to the panels, and technically he didn't kill a slew of civilians in this universe, but we should consider the fact that laws may be passed to try and get us to register ourselves. Life imitating film. And comic, in this instance.

I don't know why I even try anymore.

Do all of you take what everyone says at face value here, or is it simply because you're in an unfamiliar place that you feel so eager to trust people you don't know? I'm curious.

This is actually not that far from the truth.

Who: Alex Udinov and Zachariah Kane
What: Taking out some thugs, because that's how they both apparently roll
When: Wednesday night!
Where: NYC, some sketchy part
Rating/Warnings: Violence
Status: Thread/In-Progress

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[It's been several minutes since she's arrived and recovered from screaming, but her hands won't seem to leave her magically restored hair alone. She manages to pull herself together enough to work her tablet]

Hello?

...Is this L.A?

That awkward moment when even after you were involved in one of the most watched new conferences of the decade someone mistakes you for your bff's fiancee's ex's bff and proceeds to throw an epic fit in the middle of a Starbucks because she saw you and said bb's fiancee on your Wednesday morning post run coffee friends date and jumped to all kinds of terrible and wrong conclusions. My life is weird. I really don't want to invest in a nametag that says not Angie Martinelli thank you very much.

Speaking of Starbucks, can we discuss how the lack of snowmen on their red cups this year being a war on Christmas is the dumbest thing I've heard in months? And that's including the above mentioned run in.

JOEY.
6AM tomorrow morning, don't be late. Bring coffee.

AVENGERS.
I'm going to be having a press conference next week, and after that everything is going to be pretty official. Which means from here on out we are representing ourselves as Avengers in the public eye. No more bar fights. I'll cut down on blowing up buildings.

DELAYED; EMPLOYEE LYDIA
We need to talk.

This is the part where you all give me your exact location.

Thea, Felicity, I'm coming to get you.

FILTERED TO THOSE IN/GOING TO THE ROMANOGERS WEDDING.
So - small change of plans. We're finding a new ceremony venue I'd say don't ask, but you're all going to ask -. We'll let you know where to show up when we figure it out.

NAT | DARCY
I know it'll be fun this close to the date - but we need to find a different venue for the ceremony.

Snezhok likes to think he's a badass. Which is tough with that face.

NATASHA | SARA
I found your dress, Natasha.