multifarious ⟷ in character

That awkward moment when you're surfing the internet, minding your own business, and stumble across your brother doing Beyonce. No words, man, no words.

Everybody is fine.

ALLISON.
The orphanage burned down. I'm okay. Everybody is okay.

FRIENDS.
If you guys could help out at the Tower that would be pretty great. I'm trying to control things remotely but it's not... really working. I know a lot of you are still in France, that's cool, but for those of you who aren't, I mean.

So we got some more kids after all of them had gotten adopted and we recently brought them all to go Christmas shopping for each other with a set budget per kid.

They all bought me scarves.

I have over thirty scarves.

Why did they all get me scarves.

CNA complete.

PEPPER.

Do you want to go to lunch? I need to get out of this Tower for a little while and all my friends were their friends, not mine...

((whoops, blank post is blank!))

Is this for real -
This can't be real -
There's nothing there, it's like it never even -

Dear Homework,

You're severely cutting into my free time and I don't appreciate it. You're not helping me learn or reinforcing the shit I'm supposed to retain and then regurgitate on an exam to be subsequently forgotten forever. You're just taking up my time and making me tired. Stop pointlessly existing; be useful to my learning process or just fuck right on off, okay?

No Love,
Joey

[Dubsmash video with this portion of audio in which Stiles, Isaac, and Barry are doing the dance in the video. It's sloppy but it's pretty close. Stiles is in the middle and Isaac and Barry are on either side and they filmed in front of a white sheet in the basement at Beacons, because they're super high budget over here lol.]

Dear Caroline & Co.,

I'm sorry about your loss. Better luck next time.

Love,
Stiles & Co.

Because I feel like Care would've been disappointed in me if I didn't, found this audio clip on Dubsmash this evening while half-watching Big Brother in the break room because someone left it on and I was way too lazy to change it. I'm sad she can't see it, but if she comes back, at least I'll have it on my phone and I can link her back to this. Boom. Doin' my girl proud even in her absence. Beat that, Rae
...too soon to pass the torch

[ooc: insert Dubsmash clip of Stiles in his hoodie crammed in one of the tiny shower stalls in the locker room at Beacons with fourteen other (shirtless) employees pretending silently to be having a shower party (Meghan, feel free to have Isaac be one of them if you want) set to this audio clip.]

[Posted: a Dubsmash video to this audio clip, featuring overdramatic feigned offense coming from shirtless Stiles, shirtless Isaac, and shirtless Jerome (NPC servers at Beacons ftw) from work. They're positioned in front of the bar.]

You're up, Caro.

Aww Daaaad, you wimp, ilu. This sounds about right.

Still no piss dwarves? Come on. I want my money back.

[ooc: Because he's such a shit, before he even bothers to post after reading the letter, he's embedded a hidden auto-stream, no loop; so when his post pops up on the network, everybody will hear this sound clip when they look at it.]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person I know who has been conditioned to hate summer. I'm appalled at the fact that I know the nickname and occupation of the guy on Big Brother with the voice like an overgrown Muppet. It's Johnny Mac the dentist, in case you were curious.

I hope you girls are proud of yourselves. And you, Isaac, honestly. How is it that Allison and I are not only consistently completely on the same page, but also the only sane ones in this house on Thursday nights?

For those of you who have been living under a rock as of late, I'll be opening a strip club very soon, in Manhattan. So gentleman, if you're confident enough to take your clothes off for more money than you're probably making right now, live auditions will be starting soon. If you're interested you can message me here to make an appointment.

Ladies, you're welcome.

For those of you who don't want to show everything that your mother gave you, I'm also looking for servers and bartenders. Get used to the idea of working without a shirt.

Interested?

You'd think this would get old after a while.

JALISAAC.
I guess I'm late?

Oh my God, he's walking. It's happening, he's walking. ...sort of. He's more falling, but there's also some walking happening, that's happening, my kid is walking!