multifarious ⟷ in character

Really?

No one is allowed to tell me that my jokes are lame ever again.

Does anybody have an inhaler or something?

I think I've been having a panic attack since I woke up. Is it common to wake up next to naked girls here?? Is that a thing that always happens???


...Can it be...?

I always knew I'd end up upgrading to a younger man.

For those of you boys who I hired to strip in my club? If you're still over eighteen then sorry, you're not getting a day off, the opening is still happening tomorrow.

...fuck my life, seriously. So awkward

[ooc: posted late afternoon.]

Uh hello? Anyone know what the heck is going on round here? Cause I am totes sorta freaking out.

Hey, 2015. As awesome as my Avengers leggings were, I do not appreciate the wardrobe downgrade.

is everyone here?

( IDGAD how boring this makes me )

So, I know you don't have much patience with things, but I think I found a solution. This is a list of recipes you can make in ten minutes or less. You can eat healthy stuff in addition to all of the pre-packaged, pre-prepared stuff I buy for you!

I apparently have far too much time on my hands these days. I found a list and the plan is to go through all of them, then possibly find a better list. I can check off most of the food trucks, and the cronuts.

Fun Fact Of The Day: if you don't make sure your shoes are tied before running at 500MPH, you'll definitely trip.
Bonus Fact: Whoever noticed the me shaped hole in the asphalt in front of the NYPD precinct, I made it myself.

MY LYDIAS FRIENDS*.
Hey... So uh, I know that Lydia's show has been airing lately and I thought that she could use a break so I booked her one of those VIP rooms opening night at that strip club. I thought that maybe you guys could join her if you were free, I know a lot of you are in the show too and it's probably been really hard on you as well. I just thought that maybe she could use a night to get her mind off of things. Any of you are welcome to go with her. It'll already be paid for.

CAMDEN.
My girlfriend might be in your club opening night. For the love of God don't mix her up with your boss.

[*OOC: Hes assuming some of the ladies in the Tower and everyone she's friendly with from TW, including the Stileses. He don't know what you're into.]

My interest in SDCC is officially dead. Mental note, never come back unless I'm in my own reality.

You doing the whole dressing up thing for the Con, chica?

Didn't think i'd get it done in time, what with all the distractions round here over the last week. Still managed to get it all wrapped up! Gonna look super fly rocking the new gear at the Con! See ya suckers there. XD

Do you think there'll be a Flash panel at the con?

...I'm asking for a friend.

MY LYDIA.
Can we go to Comic-Con?

Please??

Please please please? It'll be so fun, I promise, it'll be awesome. I know a guy who can get us last minute passes.

If I show up to Comic-Con in my suit what do you think my chances of getting first place in a cosplay contest are?

Just kidding, I'm already going.

...right, so.

This is a special type of what the hell.

"I can't believe you're bringing me to a zoo. I can't believe you want me to smell like a zoo. I'm not going to get out of the car."

"What do you mean I'm supposed to pet them? Barry Allen, you are not going to make me touch a farm animal. I will leave you."

"If you make me take one step into a reptile house I'll never speak to you again. I'm not going to touch a lizard. I won't look at it. I'm going to keep my eyes closed, I swear to God Barry, don't challenge me."

I was right.

Lydia Martin was wrong.

Next time she says that she knows best everybody has permission to save these and use them in their favor.

Kira up for some dinner, dancing, dessert? :D

The drunk people are already in the streets, being jerks. Happy Birthday, America!

[ FRIENDS ]
Is anyone doing anything interesting today, at all?

Explain this to me.

Somebody better explain this to me because I swear to God I'm about to hunt down whoever the hell this manufacturer is and show them exactly what a "Avenger" is capable of.

I'm sorry, do I exist? Am I IRRELEVANT? Do I have to sprout an extra arm between my goddamn legs to be appreciated?? I'm about to take a jet to Bumblefuck California where these fucknuts work and I'm going to show them exactly what it feels like to be forgotten. Because NO ONE WILL FIND THEM.



VISION??


REALLY??

VISION???