So funny story, I was going on my 2am run through Central Park and I saw that this new comedy club opened. A little backstory, like a week ago my buddy and I were joking about becoming a really terrible comedic duo and being so horrendous, it would be funny and then we'd ride that flame to fame. Anyway, last night was the grand opening and they had an open mic night, so naturally I had to try it out just to say I tried it. I opened with something light "I just ran in from Central Park and boy are my legs tired." And
crickets. So I tried some other awesome zingers like "I love microwaves because they can prepare a full meal of steak, mashed potatoes, and peas within seconds; imagine how fast a regular wave can do it". I was boo'd. There go my dreams of being a comedian.