multifarious ⟷ in character

[Rebekah, Vamp-Allison, Anna, Chester]
Guess who just got a job. Go ahead, guess.

[Cam]
Hey, how's it hanging?

[OOC: Anyone who associates with the title, anyone who has a deal with the devil in their universe, possibly witches and vampires and other supernaturals if they associate with that label or have monster-complexes]
It's been like... an hour and there's no sign of the boss. So what's the deal, are we free here or what?

Right, can we stop with the musical realities, please? Hot water, check. No walkers, check. This is my final stop, Powers that Be. Stop sending me back to that fucking apocalyptic hellhole and just leave me wherever this is, this time.

What the hell? Is this supposed to be the worst joke ever?

Because I am definitely not laughing right now. Chris and Wyatt I already have enough of an issue not orbing on my own you assholes

I'm changing my name to Jungle Gym, I swear to God.

[attached: picture of Cam in the pool at the Y with (and towering over) a handful of kids aged between five and thirteen taken just after one of his swimming lesson sessions. Among the group, there's an little girl sitting on his shoulders, a younger boy hanging from his back and two tween girls hanging off his arms while he's trying to walk from the shallow section of the pool to the edge so he can get out. He was ambushed, clearly.]