multifarious ⟷ in character

I should do that more often. Sometimes I forget what a rush it is to remind people that just because you're a woman doesn't mean that you're not completely able to break their face and more than happy to oblige when challenged. Twice in the past forty-eight hours. I'm on a roll, I think. Maybe guy the second will think twice before hitting his kid in a public place. ...and maybe guy the first will quit being such a grade A asshole, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.

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Hey, I think he's staying in tonight. Are we still on for the thing? The sleepover?

Okay, I don't usually...do babies, but is this not legitimately the most adorable thing? I had to buy it. Literally could not stop myself.

Listen to me and listen closely, because I'm only going to say this once. You will not continue to dictate how Amelia spends her time. She and I have plans on August 8th and if she doesn't show up for them, I will personally break your ugly, weaselish little face and you can tell everyone you got your ass kicked by a girl because you think you can get away with being a controlling piece of shit. Are we clear?

This is so embarrassing but we're going to have to reschedule our thing.

Hey
My friend Daisy and
This was one crazy week, huh?

[Daisy]
He said yes!

Aw. No.

NATE BARTON.
So.

whatever i'm on, it's really good.

this place is hilarious.

Did I get promoted? Which division?

Last time, I got a fucking warning.

Too many questions. I need a drink.

Get ready ladies and gents, four more days until Beacons opens up. If you want to reserve a table you should do so soon, we're almost fully booked. The VIP sections are all officially spoken for for the night, but I'm sure you'll get the view you want perfectly fine from the main floor.

[PHONE NUMBER FOR BEACONS]
[LOCATION]

EMPLOYEES.
If you have any last minute questions or concerns you better throw them at me now because we're about to open. Laheys, you better work out your schedules if you haven't already. I have a bartender lined up for opening night but Isaac, if you decide that you want to tough it out for a night to get the tips that will probably be pouring in, I can do that.

Also, I know I don't have to tell you this, but card everyone. Everyone, if I lose my liquor license because we sold a Bahama Mama to an 18 year old I will personally cut off a very important piece of your body and I'm pretty sure those don't grow back. Love yooou ♥

Adam and Camden, if you could start staking out the other clubs before your shifts start I would appreciate it. I'll obviously pay you for your time. In fact, you're all welcome to go, you're all cuties, if you want to get some extra cash flow in there. Bonus to whoever drags Stiles into the other clubs and gets him to start stealing patrons.

Am I missing anything?

DEREK.
How much do you love me?

[Anyone she's been friendly with.]
Prescott Alan Carson was born at 11:58pm on July 4th, 2015. 7lbs 6oz and perfectly healthy.

Early morning assignment = new digs and a lazy Sunday. All in all, not a bad day. The reap wasn't even messy, so that was a bonus.

AMELIA.

How are you doing, sweetie?

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Did everybody know that smoking is bad for you?? Apparently it causes cancer??

I don't want to understand the world anymore.

SARA.
Feeling better?

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...still here.