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Jan. 29th, 2016


[info]nataliaromanov

[TFLN and couldn't help myself]

[ALEX, SARA]
[recalibrated: public message]

Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.

Jan. 27th, 2016


[info]wrongbusiness

Yeah, this seems about right.

Dec. 30th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

I am getting married tomorrow and I have finger paint in my hair and it's not coming out.


I am getting married tomorrow and these little demons ruined my hair.

[She attaches a picture of her sitting on the floor of the lobby trying to look grumpy while surrounded by grinning children with finger paint. Everywhere.]

Is it still illegal to give children vodka? It would knock them right out, I swear. Clint was always better at this than I was, I miss

Dec. 6th, 2015


[info]inthemidst

ACCIDENTAL VIDEO POST;

[Her eyes grow wide as she finishes the note and it vanishes, instead starting to record a post to the network before she's really processed what's going on at all. If you look carefully, you can see her hearing aids just barely peeking out from the way she's been trying to hide them behind her hair so skillfully for so many years. When she speaks, her voice sounds deep and gravelly; a side effect of her hearing problems and a birth defect that isn't helping much. She sounds like a forty year old woman who smokes too much instead of the bright-eyed barely fourteen-year-old she actually is, and she'd be embarrassed if she knew people she didn't know could hear it without knowing why her voices sounds that way. She's always embarrassed, lately, if she isn't sad.

Joy looks green in the gills or terrified. Or both.]


NO! You stupid...[she growls at the tablet and starts tapping on the screen in an attempt to bring back the letter to re-read it] Piece of crap, no! My mom is gonna kill me!

Nov. 27th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

People keep saying that they got gifts. This is what I woke up to this morning.

God bless America.

[info]callmeshellhead

STEVE.

I'm feeling bitter about a trailer of a movie that we have nothing to do with.

Also, I just found a wedding ring in my underwear drawer.

Nov. 25th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

AVENGERS (including Joey and Pepper)

We might want to talk about this.

We're obviously not tearing at each others throats unless Steve found out that I ate whatever was in the fridge marked with his name, but this may cause issues for us. None of us are out of the public eye now that Barnes is going to the panels, and technically he didn't kill a slew of civilians in this universe, but we should consider the fact that laws may be passed to try and get us to register ourselves. Life imitating film. And comic, in this instance.

Nov. 24th, 2015


[info]ofamoment

You know what's the worst? A Tuesday that feels like a Monday.

FILTERED TO TONY AND STEVE:
A producer from Jimmy Kimmel just called, they have Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. booked as guests tonight and were wondering if you wanted to do a cameo? I'd need to let them know within the hour. If it helps, Steve, your favorite band will be there.

Nov. 21st, 2015


[info]redbeard

Do all of you take what everyone says at face value here, or is it simply because you're in an unfamiliar place that you feel so eager to trust people you don't know? I'm curious.

Nov. 13th, 2015


[info]wrongbusiness

FILTERED TO NATASHA.
I was thinking - how mad at me do you think your friends would be if I took you out of New York the weekend of your birthday?

Nov. 11th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

It happened. It's done. I've become immune to vodka.

STEVE.
What is it worth to you that this never sees the light of day?

Nov. 3rd, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

JOEY.
6AM tomorrow morning, don't be late. Bring coffee.

AVENGERS.
I'm going to be having a press conference next week, and after that everything is going to be pretty official. Which means from here on out we are representing ourselves as Avengers in the public eye. No more bar fights. I'll cut down on blowing up buildings.

DELAYED; EMPLOYEE LYDIA
We need to talk.

Oct. 29th, 2015


[info]wrongbusiness

AVENGERS.
So I'm thinking the whole people recognizing us might not be a temporary thing. So far from what I can tell from the news and internet everyone but Torunn and Rae are named, and there's been more than a little speculation on you two in general.

TONY & PEPPER
You two are way better at this whole media thing than me - thoughts?

BUCKY.
How are you holding up with all this?

Oct. 17th, 2015


[info]wrongbusiness

FILTERED TO THOSE IN/GOING TO THE ROMANOGERS WEDDING.
So - small change of plans. We're finding a new ceremony venue I'd say don't ask, but you're all going to ask -. We'll let you know where to show up when we figure it out.

NAT | DARCY
I know it'll be fun this close to the date - but we need to find a different venue for the ceremony.

Oct. 16th, 2015


[info]ofamoment

Well that was not how I expected my day to go.

AVENGERS (NEW AND OLD!)
Anyone else suddenly very popular or just me?
AKA how much damage control am I going to have to do in the next few days?
Not enough coffee in the world for this -

Sep. 12th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

[She's walking around the bedroom, folding laundry and singing to herself.]

Cut for lyric size. )

Sep. 7th, 2015


[info]orphanofwar

[TONY STARK & STEVE ROGERS (AVENGERS)]
Could I go on a mission?
[FRANCIS]
How do you feel about a mission?

[info]_hammertime_

To the cAPTORS WHO THOUGHT THEMSELVES WORTHY ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE POWER OF A GOD REVEAL YOURSELF!

LET US SEE WHO IS TRULY STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THOR

Aug. 23rd, 2015


[info]orphanofwar

I think I have a cold. Do I have to tough it out

Someone. Please tell me there are things for colds that aren't herbs steeped in hot water

Aug. 11th, 2015


[info]seasonalsoldier

SARA.
There's an entire website dedicated to inappropriate parts of my body. This is what the future looks like. This is your generations doing. He's married.

CAPTAIN AMERICA STEVE.
I've come up with a system for how you can tell me apart from all of the other people with my face. Look for the one who's partially reflective in direct sunlight. I don't know what to tell you at night though.

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