multifarious ⟷ in character

I'm going to print this out a couple thousand times and put it all over the city and hand it to the next asshole who wants to make shitty comments about my ability to exist as an American.

(( posted at roughly 12:30 AM PST ))
You know it's been a boring night at work when you've started circling back to the same dog posts on buzzfeed.

VAMPIRES.
Hi?

MALIA.
Hey you. I just wanted to know if you wanted to come and spend Thanksgiving with us or if you think you'll be spending it with Derek? You know that you're more than welcome to be here but I would understand if you weren't comfortable, I just wanted to reach out to you seperately.

LYDIAS.
I already know my answer but I'm not going to be an asshole so I'm just letting you guys know that we're having Thanksgiving here. Scott is coming so Kira will probably be there as well, you're both more than welcome to come if you don't have other plans. You can bring whoever you'd like. Although I know Derek isn't going to come here so I don't know why I'm even
Bigger person, Lydia.

BEACONS STILES.
Hi
Hey
So we're
Hey... we're having Thanksgiving here and Scott is apparently coming over. I just wanted you to know that you're more than welcome to come if you'd like. If you want to bring someone that's okay too, you just need to let me know in advance so I can have enough food.

PACK/OMARI.
We're having Thanksgiving here so if you have nowhere to go you now have a place! Let me know ♥

FRIENDS.
Is everybody alright? I'm seeing things and I know it's not just me, I can smell it.

PACK.
This is an emergency, I want us all in constant contact with each other. If you don't answer me I'm going to show up at your door and drag you to my house, where you'll stay until this blows over. Something passed by my window in the fog and I don't know what it was, but it didn't smell good. Rotting flesh

1. I am not a werewolf
1(a). Definitely not a Werewolf Queen.
2. I'm not a witch
3. I've never played either of these types of people
4. I've never hooked up with a vampire
5. I've never been pregnant with a hybrid anything
6. Next person who asks me about the Originals is getting sprayed down

Somebody just stopped me in the coffee shop and called me Holland.

1. Bitch do you not see that I have not had my coffee yet? I'm not in the mood right now.

2. Yes, I'll sign your coffee cup, but I'm signing it as 'I am not Holland'

3. Who the hell names their child Holland. Honestly.

Somebody needs to bring me a Monster. Or a Rockstar, or a Redbull, I don't care. I'll love you forever.

PACK.
We're apparently getting bigger so we're going to have to start partnering up at training sessions. I'm not afraid that any of you are going to seriously damage anything but my place is getting too small, how does everyone feel about using a gym at the Avengers Tower? We'll probably be upping our training times to twice a week, but I want to make sure that works for everybody.

ROOMMATE STILES.
He doesn't hate you. I think he has a right to know details if he asks for them, but I've only told him what I know. The rest is between the two of you.

But he doesn't hate you.

PACK DEREK.
How are you feeling? Do you need anything?

I'm going to need to go for a run tonight, you up for it?

One of the worst parts about this place is starting a show to binge on Netflix and feeling guilty for watching it because one of the people might show up at some point. I feel bad for things that haven't even happened.

On a totally different note, I need to start planning my birthday party. I have nothing and nobody to spend my money on other than myself, apparently. Suggestions?

Right. Well this is unexpected.