multifarious ⟷ in character

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(ooc: sorry about the quality, y'all, I got lazy looking for the source material, not even gonna lie about it )

Uh...we have a problem. My phone just started blowing up with stat alerts. I got spikes on Sara and Alex and I tracked them for about a minute and they were on the move, but by the time I teleported into the lab and got the computer booted up, they disappeared. I can't...there's nothing. I'm trying, but I can't get new coordinates.

WHAT, that just happened! Oh, my God. Oh, yeah...I could get used to this.

BARRY & FELICITY.

You guys, I'm pretty sure I just teleported. Without the portal. By myself. ...and by pretty sure I mean I totally fucking did. This place is nearly never awesome but right now? So, so awesome.

Hello?

Hello?

Is this thing on?

I need something to do on Tuesdays.

And Wednesdays.

Ideas?

...I just literally was tackled by a stranger. I'm not fucking Dylan O'Brien, you psychotic hormonal teenage nightmare; get off me. Then replace my girlfriend's coffee, which you've caused me to spill all over myself. Thank God she asked for an iced latte this morning, Jesus...

Dylan O'Brien, if ever you break the fourth wall and show up on this network, I want you to know that I hate you with the burning fury of six thousand suns and I hate your fans even more than that.

What a shitty way to start my goddamn day.

Can we like...please have a pajamas and wings night? We haven't had one in forever and I really need a break from the unintentional verbal abuse. I know she doesn't mean it and she can't help it, but it's like...kind of taking a toll and I need a breather... I'll buy.

I'm really bored. And I'm so tired of sitting around on computers! I just want to live in my sweats and tennis shoes and workout like a beast. Maybe work on my archery or pick up a new hobby. Skydiving sounds like a lot of fun.

Oh my god
I didn't even try to post this
And I hate heights
I don't even like working out
I wasn't even trying to post to anyone

What are the best dangerous sports because I'm kind of an adrenaline junkie?

STUART.
I don't want to see you this weekend. I already see you too much at work and I need a break. We spend way too much time together!

That is the opposite of what I want
I don't want to say that

I don't want to drink wine with you, or craft beer, and have a nice dinner because that's lame.
Oh my frack
I was trying to ask you to dinner this weekend

I actually hate wine and alcohol. I even hate eating at nice places like that. I prefer living off of McDonalds. Or Taco Bell.

[OOC: Pooor Felicity is a box of lies right now, sorry not sorry.]

I think shopping for a new pair of heels counted toward extra walking for my workout routine today.

Right? Someone tell me that I can count that? Because it's much easier to motivate myself for shoe shopping than it is for the actual workout process. And I didn't even do it online, I think that makes it definitely count.

I got several pairs too, so I'm calling it a shopping victory and a successful Felicity's Lazy Sunday. I don't normally talk in the third person, but it seemed fitting for that particular moment.

STUART.
Could I talk you into burgers and a movie, maybe? Burgers being optional and interchangeable? Food and an activity of some sort would also be acceptable. I'm not saying that I am easy, but I am flexible and not in the physical way, though I'm not inflexible there either. You get what I mean, obviously.

Goddamn, I love 8tracks.com and the phone app for it. Hmm, self, what do I want to listen to tonight while I can't fall back asleep? No idea, self, let's just search "sleepy". What's that, self? 6,625 SLEEPY PLAYLISTS come back for the results and they're all music I've never heard so I won't feel inclined to stay up jamming to it? Nailed it.

Seriously, if you haven't ever used this, you should. It's amazing. You can search by artist, genre, mood, fandom, characters; any random keywords at all. Just...you know, don't search yourself. I got seven hits for me including me/Lydia what the fuck? Going to assume that's because I look like Stiles and nothing more and I'm not a big deal in my movie. So, heads up for that.

There. That was my good deed for the day. It's after midnight in NYC, right, so that means I don't have to be nice to people tomorrow at work?

How about, kiss my ass, radio. You can't bum me out with Shawn Mendes anymore so quit overplaying Stitches. Ohhh, what now, huh?

That moment when you're pretty sure you're being trolled by artificial intelligence. I c wut u did, thar, JARVIS. Can't a guy just be in a good mood?

S.T.A.R. Labs

I fixed the bug that was causing interference with the comm systems this morning, so Barry's suit should be all yours now with no more weird blips. Sorry about that, I thought I had it before but it's good now, for sure.

Hey, Stuart? Apparently without you, Google's level of Googleyness is dropping, because I'm a little underwhelmed by this.

( joined the puppy train )

I don't know why I find this article so glorious except it's totally because it makes a celebrity look like a dipshit and that's my favorite thing ever; celebrities being made out to look stupid af, but it is.

FELICITY.

You wanna go to the beach today?

Should have gone to sleep hours ago. Oh well.

WHO: Felicity Smoak & Stuart Levy
WHERE: Huntington Beach
WHEN: Backdated to Thursday, Aug 30th.
WHAT: Making things official
WARNINGS: N/A
STATUS: Closed, Complete

She said, “I know your type: too afraid to let go, so you play it safe and you go it alone... If I told you that I feel the same way, though, would you stay a while?” ( Read more... )

[ FRIENDS ]
Not this Monday, but the following, I'm requesting all of you to make an appearance to come out to dinner with me.

Keep in mind it's my birthday, so if you say no, I'll be sad.

How do you know that a neutron is religious?


Because it always has mass.

Get it? Mass?

You guys missed me.

Not on babysitting duty today, just finished the final prototype of these contacts to send Tony's way when he gets back, mission ends today at some point, pretty sure, so Today is a good day. TGIF bitches.