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Dec. 30th, 2015


[info]ofamoment

ISAAC.
Okay out with a realtor here and I've got a few options for you for temporary housing - you up to a talk about it?

TONY.
How's the Tower holding up?

Dec. 29th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

ADULTS. (16+)

The orphanage burned down, we're taking all of the kids to the Tower. Anybody who has any experience with children, if you have the time, come to the tower, we're going to need as much help as we can get. There's thirty something of them and their keeper usual care taker is out of commission, we can use all the help we can get.

STEVE.
Hey, happy wedding, have some kids, just in case you were thinking about adoption.

Nov. 30th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

SPAM FOR PEPPER.

[He has no idea why he's even doing this but it's Tony and he has a habit of being spontaneous, and not thinking things through.

So he walks into Pepper's office without knocking, as always. At least he showered and dressed. No grease.]


What are you doing? [Before she can respond] It doesn't matter, we should go out? Do you want to go out? Let's go out.

Nov. 27th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

STEVE.

I'm feeling bitter about a trailer of a movie that we have nothing to do with.

Also, I just found a wedding ring in my underwear drawer.

Nov. 25th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

AVENGERS (including Joey and Pepper)

We might want to talk about this.

We're obviously not tearing at each others throats unless Steve found out that I ate whatever was in the fridge marked with his name, but this may cause issues for us. None of us are out of the public eye now that Barnes is going to the panels, and technically he didn't kill a slew of civilians in this universe, but we should consider the fact that laws may be passed to try and get us to register ourselves. Life imitating film. And comic, in this instance.

Nov. 24th, 2015


[info]ofamoment

You know what's the worst? A Tuesday that feels like a Monday.

FILTERED TO TONY AND STEVE:
A producer from Jimmy Kimmel just called, they have Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. booked as guests tonight and were wondering if you wanted to do a cameo? I'd need to let them know within the hour. If it helps, Steve, your favorite band will be there.

Nov. 19th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

I just hung this above our bed.

Also, we're changing our name to Stark Empire.

Nov. 3rd, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

JOEY.
6AM tomorrow morning, don't be late. Bring coffee.

AVENGERS.
I'm going to be having a press conference next week, and after that everything is going to be pretty official. Which means from here on out we are representing ourselves as Avengers in the public eye. No more bar fights. I'll cut down on blowing up buildings.

DELAYED; EMPLOYEE LYDIA
We need to talk.

Oct. 17th, 2015


[info]wrongbusiness

FILTERED TO THOSE IN/GOING TO THE ROMANOGERS WEDDING.
So - small change of plans. We're finding a new ceremony venue I'd say don't ask, but you're all going to ask -. We'll let you know where to show up when we figure it out.

NAT | DARCY
I know it'll be fun this close to the date - but we need to find a different venue for the ceremony.

Oct. 16th, 2015


[info]ofamoment

Well that was not how I expected my day to go.

AVENGERS (NEW AND OLD!)
Anyone else suddenly very popular or just me?
AKA how much damage control am I going to have to do in the next few days?
Not enough coffee in the world for this -

Aug. 19th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

Is tomorrow a holiday?

Before any of you answer, is tomorrow a holiday worth celebrating? Nobody answer with something like 'national grass flavored jelly beans' day, statistically speaking I'll probably be able to fire you if I find it necessary. I always find it necessary.

If tomorrow doesn't have a decent holiday then make one. Preferably something with my name in it. That would be acceptable.

I just really want to have a party tomorrow, saving the world and looking amazing doing it really wears you out.

Aug. 6th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

S.T.A.R AND AVENGERS/SI

If I'm going to be funding you we're going to start working together I should probably make an effort to understand exactly what S.T.A.R Labs does.

So what do you do?

For that matter, what the hell do we do? Status report.

PEPPER.
Why do I have to play with others again?

Jul. 24th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

I'm finally back and no party? No balloons? No dancers?

Do I mean nothing to all of you?

Jul. 16th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

STARK INDUSTRIES

Or everybody in Avengers Tower, whatever.

I'm not going to be here tomorrow, apparently we have an investor lined up that I have to meet with and I'm going to die and fuck all of this up so kiss your cushy jobs goodbye and it's extremely important. If things go really well he might want to come back and see the place and the labs, so for those of you who are still old enough to work please, please actually show up tomorrow? This isn't for me. You don't have to like me. You just have to like your jobs.

VIRGINIA.
I watched that movie last night with Steve
I almost died

You were the first person I called. The only person I called. Why-


I'm going to die.

Jul. 15th, 2015


[info]_frombrooklyn

I can't quite decide if the internet is terrifying, or brilliant.

TONY.
There's a movie. The Avengers. We're in it - do you want - you want to watch it? I'm only half asking because I have no idea how to use the television in this place -

Jul. 14th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

Anyone else wake up next to an ungrateful brat who can't appreciate waking up next to a billionaire?

Because I did.

If any of you want to make yourselves useful and tell me how long I'm going to have to wait this out that would be great. I have my graduation party from MIT in a week and I'm not celebrating here.

Jul. 11th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

Watch out, here comes Tyler.

Plot twist, we all thought that it was obvious how Steve and Natasha ended up together, but it turns out that he was the mail order groom all along.

PEPPER.
After that one I should probably get out of the tower for a while, come with me. Besides, i'm getting sick of being surrounded by kids, I swear I'm starting to actually smell their hormones and it's making me feel itchy.

Sushi? I'm thinking sushi.

Jul. 8th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

If I show up to Comic-Con in my suit what do you think my chances of getting first place in a cosplay contest are?

Just kidding, I'm already going.

Jul. 4th, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

LEFT IN STEVE'S APARTMENT

In the corner of his living room )

Jul. 3rd, 2015


[info]callmeshellhead

For all you boys and girls out there who missed your favorite boss/superhero, fear not.

Cap got back just fine.

PEPPER.
Honey, I'm home.

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