multifarious ⟷ in character

I started trying to figure out how the internet worked and I looked up and now it's three days later.

This is dangerous. How do any of you get anything done around here?

And microwaves are the Devil's work.

For those of us who don't have a muggl an American bank, how do we find out if our money followed us?

I can't get back home.

It's 2015.

In the middle of summer.

There are doubles. Younger ones. Face doubles. Everything that can go wrong probably will.

And this apartment is free.

Did I miss anything?