MarinaNova Asylum

[Welcome to the great beautiful visage that is Spider-man crookedly in frame, or at least what happens to be Peter in a onesie with his mask on and a box of poptarts in hand. It's the only thing he knows is edible, even if it's taking him several minutes (also thoroughly documented) to fumble it in attempts to open the packet after the recording starts.]

Why is this so hard... to... [paper crinkling] Oh, right. Hey, neighborhood Spider friendly man here to ask what's going on, how ya dooooing. [Anyone else suddenly blind? No, maybe that's too forward. Not something to really advertise either. Shit, is he even looking at the lens?] Everyone... good and okay? Awesome. Good to know.

[Still can't open the poptarts. Throws them up in the air in exasperation as he falls backward to lie on the floor in despair.]

Adulthood wasn't supposed to be this hard.


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