MarinaNova Asylum

Welcome to Day 373. You've all been very needy lately. It's unattractive. That's just a public service announcement from me to you especially if your name is Yuuki.

Now go pet a duck. Or a llama or zebra or something. There's a small, one-day only petting zoo in sector 0 with a mix of farm and exotic animals to keep you entertained. Studies have also shown it's good for you and stuff.

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Veridical unless otherwise requested. Warden request post | Mail submissions)

[It is too early for the level of excited yelling happening on your screen right now.]

ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS THERE'S A PETTING ZOO TODAY?! WE GOTTA GO BEFORE IT GETS TOO CROWDED!!

So, I woke up thinking we need an extended lunch date today.

[This isn't going to be one of those conversations where one person talks and the other listens and then they switch roles. Nope, you are being full on Gilmored.]

Food, sure, but also more than food. Entertainment. Shenanigans. Possibly Hijinks. Then I thought, but where can I find such adventures here in our quaint little prison? And of course Veridical comes through for us.

Today is the day Spencer Reid quenches that long denied thirst to pet a goat and possibly a kangaroo. I mean, I know you pretty well so I don't see how this could miss.

[ Ring ring ]

Hey. You busy tonight?