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2:39 PM
[Today you will see one (1) Jake English scrambling around all parts of the dome, picking up litter and-- say, are you carrying a bag of groceries? Let him help you. He insists!
Are you trying to reach an itch on your back that you can't reach? Let him help you.
Trying to master a new move? Let him help you.
Jake wants to earn as many points as he can despite Veridical basically saying he's a dumbass who just got convicted for murder. He will prove himself all the while doing his best to get Dirk's (late) birthday present!!
Problem is he's kind of too helpful and perhaps a bit too clumsy.]
Are you trying to reach an itch on your back that you can't reach? Let him help you.
Trying to master a new move? Let him help you.
Jake wants to earn as many points as he can despite Veridical basically saying he's a dumbass who just got convicted for murder. He will prove himself all the while doing his best to get Dirk's (late) birthday present!!
Problem is he's kind of too helpful and perhaps a bit too clumsy.]