[It looks like someone's been busy adjusting to the dome--yes, adjusting, not fretting or complaining in the slightest. As a matter of fact, Joe looks pleased as punch, settled in at a window-side table at the Bakery; a notebook and pens are sitting in front of him, a camcorder beside them, and a cup of coffee and small plate of baklava within easy reach. He beams at the camera.]I must say, I am quite impressed! This is by far the most unique and phenomenal prison facilities I've ever come across--perhaps even one of the most unique cities, at that! Our reasons for being here are rather unpleasant business, of course--but that aside, Veridical and Conscienti, you are truly astounding hosts.
[Yes, he's just going to gloss riiiiiiight over the whole "arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment" thing. That's not nearly as important as how interesting this place is. And yes, unlike some newcomers, he's lurked for a bit on the network too, not just scrambled around in a blind frantic panic.]Now, then! I'm given to understand that this facility is currently undergoing some sort of technical difficulties. There's no way to tell if this will simply be a lovely little vacation, then, or a permanent relocation. Be that as it may, I'd like to make the best of my time here for the moment: my name is Dr. Joseph Morbius, and it is a positive
pleasure to meet you all. Such a fascinating facility can't help but house fascinating residents, and I would be delighted to learn more about each and every one of you.
Would anybody be so kind as to tell me a little about themselves? Surely there's an intriguing life story that unfolded before your arrival in MarinaNova--and your time here must be an adventure in and of itself!
((OOC: Have an original character, built within the Unknown Armies tabletop system. His "thing" is learning all about people and events--he's all set for story time, and would be happy to all but interview anyone who's willing to talk to him. Feel free to do action too, if you'd prefer.))