Who: Brian and
OpenWhere: Random grocery store
When: Afternoon
All right, fine. So it was a regular thing, having to help out with some shopping, usually getting stuff mom and James - boy that sounded very Oedipus of him, didn't it? Yikes - forgot to get. Brian was fine with it, he had been brought up with the notion that he needed to help out, that was fine by him most of the time. This was not one of those times. Not only had his mother interrupted a damn fine run of Counter Strike Source, but Brian also was not keen on getting out of the house. The other night, when he had to go to work, he'd all but shit his pants on the way to and from the Berry Bucket. The trick, he had found, was driving as fast as he could and stop for no one.
No one. Unless someone happened to be standing right in the way of the car, obviously. In those cases, Brian just skewed around. Call it being a dick; in Brian Wayne's opinion, sometimes survival warranted being a dick. Deal with it.
( Brian Wayne going into overdrive in 5...4...3...2...1... )