Ship's Log | To Boldly Go

It's been suggested that I greet the other travelers through this device.

Hello. I'm Melinda May.

[Traveler Liaisons/Starfleet Senior Officers]

Is it possible to train in multiple disciplines? Or to shadow crew members in multiple areas before requesting an assignment?

I think a few people who I might know have rolled in while I was getting sorted. I hope you'll all accept this as an apology. After all, you should go easy on me - I'm a senior citizen.

That said, hello to all of you.

This is... incomprehensible.

There are eighty varieties of drink I've never heard of before. I think I'll like it here.

I wish to apologize to the Ensign who strained herself when I arrived, attempting to lift Mjølnir. I was disoriented and did not warn her in time.

I'm Thor. This Enterprise is a beautiful ship, if a little quaint.

Oh look, it's the guy that ate all my pop tarts. I wonder if he even remembers that.

DM to Bruce
SO... that's uhm. YOUR Betty again? Yeah? Do you dare? I mean, there's all kinds of reasons not to dare. Talk to me, buddy.

This isn't quite where I expected to end up, but I can't say I am disappointed.

This is why you don't get close to people who arrive here. They just end up leaving.

I am curious. How many of you are human, but do not originate from Earth?

I'm set to gain about 30 pounds on these new cupcakes in the cafeteria. Seriously.

We are working on various educational programs to bring travelers up to speed on Starfleet protocols & history, current technology, and any other subjects. If you have anything else you'd like to see, please let me know.

[Jim Kirk]

So, Captain Hot Stuff...

Do we need to prep our travelers for this upcoming mission?

[Spock]

Jim mentioned you had some concerns about our upcoming mission.

For those of you in tactical, looks like I'll be training with you for the next four weeks. I'm looking forward to working with all of you.

DM TO PEGGY CARTER

Hello, Peggy. Do you have any plans for lunch this afternoon?

New plan: don't get attached.

[DM to Steve]

Hey, Cap. Settling in okay? So, well, not the first question one might think to ask but
..when are you from?

Hey everyone. So, I'm going to be working in the Mess Hall and I wanted to see what sort of cupcake flavors people might want to see. These are just examples of what I can do, so if you don't see a flavor you want, just speak up. Also say something if you have dietary restrictions, like gluten-free or kosher or vegan or whatever. I can adjust recipes and make special batches to accommodate those things.

(ooc: I totally stole all the flavors from this place.)

( Here there be a poll. )

The only reason why I'm convinced this is real is because I don't think my imagination is this elaborate. Either way, let's get the introductions over with.

Hello, I'm Sharon.