Ship's Log | To Boldly Go

I know what the crew told me but... I need to get back home. My friends need me.

[ DM: MEDICAL STAFF ]

My name is Cosima Niehaus. I'm a scientist and I've been training in the sciences department for about a month. I really wanted to avoid having to bring this up so soon (or at all, honestly), but I can't administer the next dosage without some help. Safely, anyway. I could do it by myself in theory, but there's no point in taking an unnecessary risk when there's a whole team of doctors and medical types running around sickbay who will hopefully keep what they're about to learn about me to themselves, because this isn't something I share lightly. But it's unavoidable, especially if one of you is willing to help me with it.

Just one, I'm a few, no family, too. Who am I?

I'm set to gain about 30 pounds on these new cupcakes in the cafeteria. Seriously.

I probably should have done this yesterday but this whole situation is a bit overwhelming.

Anyway, I'm Zed and I'm new. So hi.

Well, hello there. My name's Harry Potter.

Is there someone I might be able to speak with about the security team on this ship?

The only reason why I'm convinced this is real is because I don't think my imagination is this elaborate. Either way, let's get the introductions over with.

Hello, I'm Sharon.

I didn't even realize it was my birthday until halfway through the day, now all I can think about is when my brother had the space themed birthday party, Rose, do you remember that?

'Sup? I'm Max. I was told that making an introduction is a thing most people do.

Looks I'm not just tripping balls while lost at Comic Con. Do you know how amazing that is, how utterly remarkable it is that all of us are here of all places? Of course you do. Or at least, I hope some of you do. It would be a real big let down if nobody on a highly advanced space ship had any inkling of how astounding it is for a bunch of people from random different universes to all be here. Theoretics isn't really my thing, but damn if it isn't wicked cool.

I'm Cosima, by the way. Cosima Niehaus, EvoDevo Biologist, at your service.