Ship's Log | To Boldly Go

Okay... this has stopped being fun and I'm just confused, lost and confused. And yes, I'm that confused I said it twice.

I was going to Disneyland, this is cool and all, but not Disneyland. I am also very, very lost. I think I've passed the same bulkhead twice. Or maybe more. Navigation, what even is this.

If they think taking away my gear makes me toothless they are fools.

Salut. It seems I'm not the only one who is not where they belong.

At least I don't have to worry about certain annoyances here. Small favors.

So...this is new.

...not yet sure how I feel about this...

There are eighty varieties of drink I've never heard of before. I think I'll like it here.

I wish to apologize to the Ensign who strained herself when I arrived, attempting to lift Mjølnir. I was disoriented and did not warn her in time.

I'm Thor. This Enterprise is a beautiful ship, if a little quaint.

Ugh, what the hell!? Why am I getting the weird looks?! Have you seen how some of the people in that med-bay look??? And yet I'm the freak.