Ship's Log | To Boldly Go

We're on the freakin' Enterprise

I've seen quite a few unbelievable things in my day, but this is a new one. The Enterprise, it's... incredible.. All of this. Agent Peggy Carter in her prime!

Oh, right, I'm Phil Coulson, formerly of SHIELD, which probably doesn't mean much to most of you, but it means I have years of experience delaing in things that are weird and unexplained.

You know, I've had this dream before, but when I do, I'm usually naked.

Uh, not that I'm complaining about the clothes, but what the frell?

Up for that drink?

Hey, so remember when we said we should eat food and I'd tell you what I'd been through? Well I do and I thought it was finally time we did that. If you still wanted to that is. I sort of let myself get swallowed by catching up on CS and I think I need to remember what it's like to interact with actual people and not mess around with code.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

Tomorrow night, the esteemed Mr. Stark and I will be hosting a night of karaoke in the Deck 5 Lounge. There will be plenty of music, and plenty of alcohol to make up for the music.

I expect everyone to be there, and plenty of you to sign up and sing or else you will be listening to Tony and I sing an inappropriate number of duets all night long and while no one is denying how brilliant that would be, that's not the point of a karaoke night.

For the most part, song selection is limited to 20th century earth because that's when the best music was made.

If you have any questions or comments, I'm sure Tony will be happy to answer them.

I couldn't sleep, so I did some late night experiments in the lab. It was a fairly normal experiment. No bubbles in space-time or microscopic universes. Just science. It was refreshing.

My name is Oliver Queen and I have to say that I never expected to end up on the Enterprise. So hello, Enterprise. What's up?

Wow. Wow. I still feel like this has to be a really freaky dream, but okay, here goes.

My name is Rose Hathaway and I have already learned a few awesome things about space:

~ the drinking age is apparently 18
~ the view is amazing
~ I'm claustrophobic now. Neat.
~ Technology has really come a long way from 2010
~ Being kidnapped by a nebula or whatever is actually fun, who knew.

Is this where I say I like vodka and long walks on the beach? I'm a lot better at this in person.

Someone left. Someone managed to get off this bloody ship.


[Filtered to Beckett]
Well, he doesn't seem mad at you. That means I was right. That's at least one good thing going right now.

What sort of things do people do in order to keep themselves occupied on this ship?

Besides drinking.


[Filtered to Peggy]

Are you still looking for volunteers to help with the Traveler Liaison Program?

I don't know what it says about my life now that ending up here and hearing all that hasn't convinced me I've completely lost it.

So. Many. People.

So damn many things that could go wrong.

Nobody punch each other in the bar tonight, okay? Enough of you keep coming in with wounds that I need a night off.

Look at all of you guys. Hey, it's space! Welcome to space. Where there are aliens but most of them aren't invading your planet riding on gigantic Space Whales. Oh trust me, Space Whales are a thing.

And I guess they're invading your planet if you're Bajoran or in the Gamma Quadrant but this timeline doesn't know anything about that yet? Restraint, Tony. Best behavior, Tony--

I'm Tony, and I hate space, but no one asked me how I felt about it before I showed up. Not that I'm complaining too much. I did get a brand new heart out of the deal (Thanks Bones. Can I call you Bones? Is that stepping on Kirk's feet? The Captain's feet, I mean. Hi Captain), and I can say I'm no longer a very sophisticated night light.

Anyway... yeaaaah. Back on earth (edited to add: MY earth, anyway) I was a genius but living on a space ship kind of gives you a unique perspective about all the things you actually don't know. So I'll be around, learning new things. Also at the bar. Lets be real, mostly at the bar.

Am I all alone here? Are any of my friends here? Dad? Connie? Crystal Gems?