Ship's Log | To Boldly Go

I need to get back home. Can someone tell me how I do that? Not that being in the future isn't fascinating but I was kind of in the middle of a crisis and I need to get back.

I rather think that the last thing I want to do upon arriving upon this glorified tin can of a starship is to visit Earth of all places.

My name is Co... Oh, what's the point. They wouldn't even understand the correction....

My name is Narvin. Anyone who knows anything about 'Gallifrey' feel free to contact me. Anyone who doesn't know and would like to... are welcome to remain in ignorance. I'm not really in the mood to play teacher at the moment, thank you.

You know, as fun as it's been hanging around in the States in the future, I keep thinking about what it would be like to take a trip like this in my own time. We all grew up hearing about the wizarding areas in other parts of the world, and the States was always supposed to be pretty impressive.

Even so, this has been really great. I think I might have scared a guy on the street the other night when I did a charm, I thought I was alone but I heard him gasp in surprise and I know from his reaction that he saw exactly what I did. He just ran off the other direction, and I'm sure anyone he tells will think he's mental, but I'm glad there is no Statute of Secrecy here. I don't fancy going to Azkaban or whatever the American equivalent is.