Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and life civilizations, and to boldly go where no one has gone before.
It's been just over two weeks since I found myself on this spaceship, and I've had countless drinks from the bar without a single one having any potency. And while I'm grateful that I've avoided the rec room with it's sticky balls and have no real need of visiting the mess hall, I'd really like to go home and return a phone call.
So. Is there anyone on board this thing trying to work out how we get back to where we all came from?