Parker's Log: Stardate... uh... not sure.
I've arrived on the freakin'
Enterprise. Mankind's mission and all that, boldly go, whatever... I'm on the Enterprise. Oh man, if Flash could see me now... he'd still call me a nerd and hang me from a flagpole.
Anyway, hello fellow Star Citizens, I am Peter Parker, and I am what some of you might call a bit of a nerd. I'm super happy to be here, and for those of you who have no idea what that high pitched squeal is, it is
me at every sound and movement this ship makes. This is pretty much a nerd's wet dream. Only thing better would be sitting in the Millennium Falcon and jumping to light speed.
Oh my god, can I drive the ship? LET ME PILOT THE SHIP. SPACE IS BIG, I PROBABLY WON'T HIT ANYTHING.
Ahem... sorry. Got a bit ahead of myself there. As I was saying, I'm Peter Parker, a bit of a tech savvy type, and I'm looking forward to meeting you all and getting to know you and figuring out just what our mission here... is.