Musings

I don't get it. What's so important about this voting thing? Is it like voting for prom queen or something for U-Dub? We already had homecoming though...

A potential roommate is coming over to see the apartment.

I'm debating full disclosure on the fact that this is a pants optional household between the hours of 10pm and 9am.

[Posted drunkenly from her phone while she is on her way home with Ally and Skyler in Skyler's car. Naturally, after this conversation took place.]

Dear Mr. Brandon,

I aprecate all that yo're doIng, but if yu toch him, i'll tell every2 ur secret.

Sincerely,

Bunny.

I think I've fallen in love.

Man have I missed living in an actual city. Seattle? > Edwardsville. Bright lights. Fast cars. Frat parties. University life? Way cooler than I thought it would be. Just have to remember to pace myself. Must find some time for studying in between festivities. There's like. An event for everything. Amazing.

So. Now that I'm up in the middle of the night and actively not studying. Is there anyone in Bathos that feels like an epic battle of the bands via Rock Band? It'll be legendary.

ARE YOU HOME?!

If anybody's spotted syringes in the foyer of their building, can you at least call the cops or something? Or if you don't want to do that, or pick them up, I'll come and do it.

You can't just leave them there. Jesus.

How hard is it to just give a damn about the people around you? Oh, shit, what time is it

Private to Jim Whitmire
Uh, Mr. Whitmire? I may be sort of... late. I mean, I'll work over or come in early or something, I just [...] have something I need to do.

Okay? Please don't fire me.

Why did I ever agree to live with a gir Would it be mean to tie bells to her ankl

Jess, could you not run around half naked please? It's not that I don't mi I mean I don't want to see Not that you aren't pre Seriously fuck my life

That'd be awesome. You know. Thanks.

Sooo.... this is a little awkward.

I'm looking for someone. Her name is Quinn. But I kinda haven't seen her since she was what, twelve? So now she has like, boobs, and an ass, and stuff, and all those lady parts that develop during puberty. So she probably looks a little different to twelve year old her.

Someone help me out? I... well, I don't have money, but I'll pay in sexual favours? It's a long shot, there must be some gullible sucker out there, IT'S THE INTERNET.

Thanks in advance, I guess. if I don't get any answers, ...eh. I'll figure it out.

Can anyone on here recommend some good places to go costume shopping? The more affordable, the better.

Does anyone know if the Centro party is gonna have tight security? The last time I had a mask on, someone tried to put a hole in me.

[Sent during this.]

I'm going to Seattle Grace Hospital. Can't wait for Wolf. Something's happened to Luke.

[At separate times.]

[To a secure line for Oracle, immediately after this.]

Ring.

[To Max Main's cell phone, some time after this and this. Morning.]

Ring.

[To the number listed by the cell phone company under B. Lucine. About 8:00 AM. Soon after this.]

Ring.

[To his public office line, to check for messages, at about noon. By then his involvement with a shooting is probably public. (Leave messages below.)]

[Posted to the forums tonight, a day after this.]

This is somewhat unprecedented, so brace yourselves: this has absolutely nothing to do with my restaurant.

Alright, that's a downright lie. I always have something to say about Centro, and tonight is no exception. However, Centro's news desires a certain element of class that is simply not awarded to an online forum -- so I say, be sure to check your mailboxes frequently within the next couple of days and expect an announcement of significant importance that is guaranteed to remedy the dreadful languor of your daily lives.

Like I said, the top statement was a lie. It got your attention though, if you're at least this far.
I'm of the opinion that you should be awarded for your efforts, so here it is.

( What's this? Cats on the internet? Unheard of! )

Obviously, no sociopaths and/or clowns need inquire.
Your kitten priveleges have been revoked.

[Yes, fine, I wrote a whole narrative just so that I could show off the new kittens we have at work. Pay no mind! I insist that Brigs would be a champion of helpless kittens everywhere, so this isn't crack. Feel free to adopt your kids a kitten or two.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.]

Wanted: New neighbor. Current one is an idiot. Accepting applications now: submit detailed history, list of personal interests, and schedule to A.Bourne@creations.com

Bartholomew: I don't care how vital hand-eye co-ordination is to your job, I don't want to have to listen to your stupid video game music at 2300. Some people actually sleep.

Have you seen this?! What the hell is going on?! And this video is practically viral, and I think there's blood on Robin!! Why are they just standing around and WHY IS THERE A GUN ON THE TABLE?! AND WHY IS HE IN A BAR?!

[4:30 PM, day of the bank robbery]

why am i even

hey. you busy?

[After this]

So, loves, whose name begins with E? What does it feel like to know you might be next?

Anyone want to go unicorn hunting searching with me this weekend?

Everyone seems to be in such a terrible mood today. Usually Fridays are happy, but everyone has been so... sour. My professors were short-tempered, my fellow students were all impatient and obtuse. Even people on the streets looked very glum and unwelcoming today. And then the forums were... very charged, I think?

Perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps my interpretation is flawed.

I'm sure a cup of tea and some cookies will cast everything in a much nicer light.

Hello, fellow citizens! I am Bunny. I was formerly a comic book store clerk by a day and a model by...day. I'm not working at the store anymore and I am currently looking for some employment. I work a mean cash register and I am really flexible on the modeling thing. I'll do just about anything but nudes. Inquire within!