[Sent Saturday morning, as he's in the lab working on a personal project.]
Hello Hayley and Audrey. And welcome again to Monarch, Audrey.
I am assuming by this point that Mr. Monarch has requested a party and trees.
Please do not allow him to acquire a statue of himself. No matter how many times he may ask. It is entirely unnecessary and will likely make him even more insufferable. The two of us have discussed it, but I do not put it past him to request it nevertheless. (Also do not let him order a statue of me. I greatly doubt that he would, though he did threaten it.)
Thank you,
-Will