Musings

[Delivered on Tuesday to every occupied apartment in each of the three buildings. They're nice quality, but not over-the-top fancy. They're not delivered by courier, but slipped under doors in Hamartia, left in mailboxes in Bathos, and delivered via the doorman in Aubade.]

( You're cordially invited )

Since I have to be fucking tortured by goddamn christmas shiny happy bullshit from a week ago till January

What's your favorite Christmas song? Between my sister and my coworker and the lame musical selections at the mall last Friday I've already heard all of them this year and it's not even December yet. :)

You're all a bunch of fucking hypocritical brainwashed capitalist sheep

[sent to S. King Friday, Nov. 26]

hey, thx for being my thanksgiving date. you were awesome. wear more tuxes.

xoxo, kylie


[sent to B. Lucine & J. Kino the same day, later]
so we should have our awesome housewarming party next weekend, y/y?

News people are stupid. Kthx.

[sent while stuck in traffic on the way back to the bathos, also after receiving this.]

Hey, are you holding up okay?

[After this - WARNING links to memory involving graphic description of violence and rape. Proceed with caution.]

[Ring.]

Dear whoever is doing this,

I do not need someone else's naughty memories.

Love,

Bunny.


Dear everyone else,

I am really sorry if you're getting something bad from me. :(

-Bunny

[Backdated to before all the crazy memory stuff. Shhhh. >_>]

[The invitations are delivered to each occupied apartment in Hamartia, Bathos, and Aubade; copies can be found posted in various places]

( The pleasure of your presence is requested... )


[Locked (individually) to B. Lucine, W. Light, and Q. Gaines]

You're going to come on Thursday, right? Because there's the 'family table' and Maybe I'll lead into that

Don't exactly know where I ought to ask for this sort of thing, but I'm looking for a roommate. As long as you can pay your bills and don't mind a smoker in the next room, I'll take you.

My name's Kenna Mackenzie. I'm new in town, don't know that many people here.

should I what the hell, why not I run with an investigative group called the Paranormal Investigation Team. We're nothing formal, just a bunch of Creations good at tracking down the sort of complaints that the police will laugh you off for. If you see anything that might warrant taking care of, or you've got the sort of talents you think we might have use for, don't hesitate to contact me.

Hey, do you know any good pizza places that deliver to the Aubade?

Oh my God, moving is such a huge pain! It's like this terrible never-ending flood of boxes and movers and people unpacking things and asking me questions. Seriously, it's a new apartment! I don't know where anything goes! You put it somewhere, and that's where it goes. Someone just has to tell me later, and that's fine. Really!

At least some of the boxes are starting to get cleared out, and the furniture is all delivered and everything is starting to look pretty. I mean thank goodness, right?

So! To celebrate my moving in, I want to throw a big party. Housewarming, except not actually at the house, because it needs to be bigger than that. Like, huge! I already have a couple venues in mind, but I'd love suggestions or requests or just general RSVPs! Come and meet me, people! And please, call me Kylie.

We just learned how to make croissants from scratch in class today. Strangely enough, though I love baking and cooking in general, I've never made puff pastry dough before. I've always just bought it. Weird right?

Anyway, I'm posting to let everyone in Bathos who might hear me know that the suspicious pounding noises are not, in fact, someone abusing their spouse, child, or pet. It's actually just me beating my butter to a pulp.

If for some reason this beating disturbs what you're doing or is loud and disruptive, feel free to let me know, I will gift you with chocolate-filled croissants. Homemade chocolate-filled croissants. Also, be comforted in the fact that I'll be getting out of your hair eventually--I'm moving to Aubade soon!

You've got Thursday night all to yourself. I'm taking Bly out around 4 and we're gonna catch a flick later in the evening!

Hey, do you wanna go out some time this week?

I don't think I've quite recovered yet from the Masquerade. Yet more proof, of course, that it was indeed a 'howling success' - although I'd like to know exactly what about my tryst with a certain ringwraith could have possibly been considered 'less-than-savory'. As far as I'm concerned, that was a completely morally inoffensive affair. I'm inclined to point out that I will do whatever I please in the men's room at my own restaurant, on Halloween and my birthday no less.

I must say, Seattle - well done. You outdid yourselves spectacularly.
I'll be billing you all for the cost of replacing the carpets.

Brigs Mercer.


Oh, and darling?
Next time, perhaps don't try so hard to break my mirrors.

OH MY GOD GUYS. I HAVE A ZIT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FOREHEAD. IT'S HUGE. IT'S LIKE REALLY REALLY HUGE. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF ZITS FAST?!

I honestly had no idea any one person could eat that much ramen in one sitting.

Bunny, you have my eternal respect. And at least twenty pictures to commemorate your win

Filtered from J. Blytech

Does anyone have an apartment they're not using? Preferably one on a corner, not on the first floor, with no neighbors? If you're going on vacation or something, I'll house sit. For free.

Or that I could pay I just need it for a couple of hours, sometimes. I'll pay. Even if you're just at work or something, or...

I sound insane. Or like I'm trying to rob somebody.

[friends include: a. carroll, l. henry, j. poole, s. king, p. barnes, h. barnes, m. barnes, j. bly, s. caulfield, a. lyddie]

[posted drunkenly (most likely with help from Skyler) after retiring to their hotel room, contains various pictures of her in two or three costumes she's changed into throughout the day, with various people/groups of people.]

Con is great. Wish you were heeeeere!!!!!!! <33333333

AKI-CON STARTS TOMORROW IN BELLEVUE~ I AM SO EXCITED. I have all my costumes ready and my room booked! (It's always easier to stay than commute. Traffic sucks.) Wish me luck with the contests?