Musings

[Between 8:30pm and 10pm, there are knocks on every door.]

If the door is unanswered, there will be a purple napkin with a Vatrushki sitting on it.  There will be enough for however many residents are listed on the directory.

If the door is answered, Katya will be standing there in jeans, a purple tshirt, sneakers, and a basket full of Vatrushki and purple napkins.


[OOC: If you'd like to log having your door answered, or finding the Vatrushki, just add it in the comments below!]

Hello friends! 

I have just moved in to this apartments and would like to share with you a customary welcome treat!  Would anyone like to have some Vatrushki?  It is quite delicious, I assure you.

I think a lot of people come on here their first time and probably ask about the city or something, but I've been here a while so...hi. Not new to the city at all, so I don't really need recommendations for good burger places or things like that. Answer this question instead: if zombies aren't enough to make everybody flee the city in droves, what's it going to take? Are we a particularly stupid bunch, or just tenacious? I leave the judging to the people, I just think it's interesting.

lookin 4 bidder 27 if ur arownd

Hi friends!

Apparently I can't bid on a bunch of people at once...I think that's hooey. But COME ON...There are LOTS of people who haven't been bid on. If you're short on cash I'll finance you. It's for a good cause. And while I don't necessarily approve of buying PEOPLE, Papa assures me it's buying DATES. Which is apparently different. AND ITS FOR CHARITY. I have money. GO BID.

I'm gonna find whoever sign me up for this meat auction and kill them.

[Text message sent late Tuesday evening, during this exchange.]

sara this iz con this guy nam blytech hez a rowbot and hez guna kill wif lazer eys u haf 2 get out ov toun now

if i hold my fums togevur they mak on big fum.

try it its sients.

sry abowt the wall ov bred it wuz an axeedent