Musings

[Both messages are sent midday on Sunday.]

[ Private to T. Hartley ]

Our health care plan does not cover random acts of magic. How are you feeling?



[ Private to C. Knight ]

While I could be wrong, I do believe you are to blame for the impressive bruise I have developed on my back.

The people on these forums are disgusting. The way they flaunt themselves and no one has any restraint.

I have been told that these forums are an excellent place to inquire as to an assistant. I find I am in need of new one, as the last has decided to take her leave of me. It seems to be quite difficult to find someone who understands the concepts of loyalty and keeping your damned mouth shut discretion these days.

This week only: all organics, reduced prices.

Still the same quality you can always expect; just a surplus of product.

A lesson in forum etiquette:

Before hitting that 'post' button look up. Not only is there a spell check, but there is a preview button. Closely reread what you wrote. Is there anything you'll regret later? Have you posted any time recently in the last twenty-four hours? Are you setting yourself up to being poked at?

Rewrite or rerecord it.

Is there anything that's likely to have you end up with a tomato in your face? Edit. Unless you like the feeling - to each their own.

Remember what your mother likely told you about behavior in public, ladies and gents.

( The Seattle Times: MURDER CASE DISMISSED )

Nice little forum you guys have going here. I'm Teddy and I'm new to the area, but I'm already enjoying myself. Seattle has some annoying interesting parties. I'm glad I let my sister drag me to the masquerade last night, even if I'm now convinced there was something in the water other than alcohol and fruit juice.

Oh and to the ugly duckling swan: thanks for the dance and I hope your dress isn't completely ruined.

Let's see.  Interesting forum you have here, don't know why I haven't bothered before.

Now that's out of the way.

If anyone has any idea how to use one of these [...] Itouch things, it would be greatly appreciated. I'm completely useless at these things, far too many buttons and the instructions they give are complete rubbish at explaining it.  8 thousand languages, and they can't give a comprehensive explanation in a single one. What is the world coming to; things never used to be this bloody complicated. I half expected it to toast bread as well, but alas no such luck.

is it working

how can you tell if the post goes THROUGH HOW DO YOU TURN BIG LETTERS OFF STUPID LIttle letters

oh there

I blame my upbringing on this, but I do have a question for most of you. At what point do we term the current situation with the vigilantes - these killers - the conflict with the gangs - all of these difficult things - as an actual crisis? I write as a hobby and wanted a public opinion before recording current events.

Excuse the eccentricities, please.

Help: Anybody with the name of a good locksmith, or someone who’s just handier than I am. I’d do the job myself but I’m awful with that sort of thing- far from my forte.

Payment in your choice of cash or other hard things. Prime stock, if you’re wondering.

Inquiries to be made in person, Hamartia 405.

Discretion and expedience required.

Apparently we're supposed to be worrying about 'dreams' according to the Cipher. What are we supposed to do exactly? Run on caffeine pills and coffee in order to keep awake 24/7? That'll be plenty useful when we drop from exhaustion. It would make for a funny episode in the life of Creations.

Alright. Like any other resourceful businessman of a certain age (who had two older sisters to instill great fear of the faux pas upon him), I feel fairly capable of dressing myself appropriately for a variety of occasions. I usually look forward to the process, actually. Until tonight. This time there are simply too many choices, and I've been hit with staggering indecision. This is a last-minute fashion emergency, Seattle.

( Gucci or Alexander McQueen? )

Your assistance in my greatest time of need will not go unnoticed, Heroes.

B. Mercer