multifarious ⟷ in character

Hello?, this may sound extremely absurd just like this stupid letter, but my colleague and I just woke up in an apartment building with two brand new tablets and a very strange letter. No matter how many times we read it, it still doesn't make much sense unless you believe in alternate dimensions where you are subject of fandom, which alone is absolutely terrifying. Last night we were both in Central City, several months ago, and now we're not and I'm supposed to getting married. MARRIED. Who do I have to yell at. Have all of you, or any of you, received this same letter? Or do I just sound crazy do you? Not that it matters, really, since I don't think my professional reputation could get much worse aft And if so how are you all acting so casually on this thing, like it's the next big social media phe

EDIT: [ PEPPER POTTS & CISCO RAMON]
My name is Dr. Caitlin Snow, and my co-worker is Cisco Ramon and I just arrived in this place. The two of us are from the same world as Barry Allen, who I've been told now works with the Avengers out of Stark Industries, which I've been told you are in charge of. In our world, Cisco and I work for a company called STAR Labs, I have my PhD in biomedical engineering, and Cisco is a mechanical engineer. We're part of the team that works with and monitors the Flash on his missions.

I understand we're not part of your company, but we've been looking after Barry since before he discovered his abilities. Cisco is the one who created his suit.

I'm hoping you can understand our concern right now. It's not that we're saying your staff can't do their jobs, but back at home they are our jobs, and we would feel a lot better about the safety and well being our of friend and team leader if we could see for ourselves. I realize this is unconventional, but is there any way you can grant us access to see what is happening with Barry? Or hacking m

I'm finding a way to encorporate this into my daily life.

AVENGERS (minus tony and natasha).
You're all adults, I'm not going to tell you who you can and can't talk to - but that being said, if you talk to the other me I'm asking you to keep your guards up until we can figure this one out.

FILTERED TO STUART AND FELICITY.
What are the chances of you two being able to keep that post off the network for them if Tony or Natasha decide to check in on it while they're out in the field?

That moment you finish something and feel hella accomplished. Bam!

AVENGERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUPERPOWERS & STEVE.

So, remember the comm glasses? I've upgraded them specifically for those of you who don't have super speed or healing factors, etc. First of all, I've made them into soft contact lenses, for ease of use and concealment. You can still use the glasses if it freaks you out to put something in your eyes, though. I've upgraded them with something similar to the laser detection technology we were using in the self-driving car at Google, so now you'll be able to see all the same stuff as before, but in addition, the sensors will be able to give you 360° of "vision." In other words, if something is coming up behind you or from just outside your regular periphery, the contacts will see it and alert you. I've also fixed them so that they have camera feeds to send back to us and, God forbid, should you need to have us communicating with you in a way that an enemy wouldn't be able to detect (for example, if they took your earpiece), we can voice to text to the contacts and you'll see it in the lower portion of your range of vision. I totally got that idea from Torchwood. Who wants to test out the prototype of their new toy?

FELICITY.

Hey.

So that was weird.

Well, that was sufficiently humiliating educational.

Sometimes I miss being able to drink and then I remember what a hangover feels like. It feels like this.


I don't really need alcohol.

Whoa...no way...is the date for real on this thing?

Does anybody have an inhaler or something?

I think I've been having a panic attack since I woke up. Is it common to wake up next to naked girls here?? Is that a thing that always happens???


...Can it be...?

Hey, 2015. As awesome as my Avengers leggings were, I do not appreciate the wardrobe downgrade.

is everyone here?

( IDGAD how boring this makes me )

Fun Fact Of The Day: if you don't make sure your shoes are tied before running at 500MPH, you'll definitely trip.
Bonus Fact: Whoever noticed the me shaped hole in the asphalt in front of the NYPD precinct, I made it myself.

MY LYDIAS FRIENDS*.
Hey... So uh, I know that Lydia's show has been airing lately and I thought that she could use a break so I booked her one of those VIP rooms opening night at that strip club. I thought that maybe you guys could join her if you were free, I know a lot of you are in the show too and it's probably been really hard on you as well. I just thought that maybe she could use a night to get her mind off of things. Any of you are welcome to go with her. It'll already be paid for.

CAMDEN.
My girlfriend might be in your club opening night. For the love of God don't mix her up with your boss.

[*OOC: Hes assuming some of the ladies in the Tower and everyone she's friendly with from TW, including the Stileses. He don't know what you're into.]

My interest in SDCC is officially dead. Mental note, never come back unless I'm in my own reality.

...thanks, Pandora, for the recommendation I trusted you enough to try. I was feeling too good about myself lately, you're right.

Let's do this.

"I can't believe you're bringing me to a zoo. I can't believe you want me to smell like a zoo. I'm not going to get out of the car."

"What do you mean I'm supposed to pet them? Barry Allen, you are not going to make me touch a farm animal. I will leave you."

"If you make me take one step into a reptile house I'll never speak to you again. I'm not going to touch a lizard. I won't look at it. I'm going to keep my eyes closed, I swear to God Barry, don't challenge me."

I was right.

Lydia Martin was wrong.

Next time she says that she knows best everybody has permission to save these and use them in their favor.

[Anyone she's been friendly with.]
Prescott Alan Carson was born at 11:58pm on July 4th, 2015. 7lbs 6oz and perfectly healthy.

The drunk people are already in the streets, being jerks. Happy Birthday, America!

[ FRIENDS ]
Is anyone doing anything interesting today, at all?

Okay, okay, hold on, this one is really good, ready?

Why can't you trust an atom?


...Because they make up everything!


Get it??

I might have to stay in this place just for the Science Channel here, that's so amazing.

Hi! I'm Elsa. I guess I was just curious to see how many of us are here.

[ETA tech savvy people]
Hi! I was looking to see if anyone can arrange the paperwork necessary for me to get into UCLA?