...I just literally was tackled by a stranger. I'm not fucking Dylan O'Brien, you psychotic hormonal teenage nightmare; get off me. Then replace my girlfriend's coffee, which you've caused me to spill all over myself. Thank God she asked for an iced latte this morning, Jesus...
Dylan O'Brien, if ever you break the fourth wall and show up on this network, I want you to know that I hate you with the burning fury of six thousand suns and I hate your fans even more than that.