I am getting married tomorrow and I have finger paint in my hair and it's not coming out.
I am getting married tomorrow and these little demons ruined my hair.
[She attaches a picture of her sitting on the floor of the lobby trying to look grumpy while surrounded by grinning children with finger paint. Everywhere.]
Is it still illegal to give children vodka? It would knock them right out, I swear. Clint was always better at this than I was, I miss