multifarious ⟷ in character

[ooc: please to be pretending this is front row and was posted around 9 or 10pm PST]

My fiancee is the fucking best.

Someone may want to explain, exactly, what's going on.

This is an active petition to remove all razors and shaving accessories for men from the tower, with a support group to make sure the same is done at home.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D

All in favor say 'Aye'.

SARA.
Are you alright?

Stop shaving.

If I'm going to be funding you we're going to start working together I should probably make an effort to understand exactly what S.T.A.R Labs does.

So what do you do?

For that matter, what the hell do we do? Status report.

PEPPER.
Why do I have to play with others again?

Since I'm doing America a service and getting married to it's oldest bachelor, this is my petition to have Stark make me a Captain America shield for myself. I think I've earned it.

JOEY MCSTARKCOY.
You better be ready to be a bridesmaid.

STEVE.
We're getting married on New Years Eve, I have decided this.

[She's been absent for pretty much the entire day, and all that's posted is a picture of a hand, unassumingly hers, with this on the ring finger. Is she bragging? Bitch she might be.]

Who: Natasha Romanoff & Steve Rogers
What: Doing things, getting engaged type things
When: Sunday morning
Where: Their room
Rating/Warnings: It's a little ridiculous, actually it's a lot ridiculous
Status: Complete!

and I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you ( Read more... )

Well....this is new.

Let's play the 'if you missed Natasha, bring her a bottle of something nice' game.

MY STEVE.
I leave you for a week and another you shows up? Really?

JAMES ROGERS.
What are the chances that you kept your nose clean while I was gone? Better be small or you're probably lying about who your parents are

I feel like I'm losing my mind, I can't touch anything are you kidding me, this guy looks like he's frakking twelve years old and that's my suit and So is this place always mildly to moderately frustrating or does it get better with time? I'm obviously asking for science.

AVENGERS (minus tony and natasha).
You're all adults, I'm not going to tell you who you can and can't talk to - but that being said, if you talk to the other me I'm asking you to keep your guards up until we can figure this one out.

FILTERED TO STUART AND FELICITY.
What are the chances of you two being able to keep that post off the network for them if Tony or Natasha decide to check in on it while they're out in the field?

if you're trying to recruit me for another skirmish, move on, and leave me alone.

I should listen to the radio more often. Even when I'm caught up, I'm behind. Screw you, Laura, Captain America likes them, too. They are not lame. I officially win at life.

STEVE.

1, 2, 3. I'm still getting used to the fact that these guys are back together and are releasing new stuff all the time, so these aren't as new to everyone else as they are to me...and now you. I'm still marveling at the Save Rock and Roll album. Jesus, the one thing I'm good at and I'm still behind the times with it.

That moment you finish something and feel hella accomplished. Bam!

AVENGERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUPERPOWERS & STEVE.

So, remember the comm glasses? I've upgraded them specifically for those of you who don't have super speed or healing factors, etc. First of all, I've made them into soft contact lenses, for ease of use and concealment. You can still use the glasses if it freaks you out to put something in your eyes, though. I've upgraded them with something similar to the laser detection technology we were using in the self-driving car at Google, so now you'll be able to see all the same stuff as before, but in addition, the sensors will be able to give you 360° of "vision." In other words, if something is coming up behind you or from just outside your regular periphery, the contacts will see it and alert you. I've also fixed them so that they have camera feeds to send back to us and, God forbid, should you need to have us communicating with you in a way that an enemy wouldn't be able to detect (for example, if they took your earpiece), we can voice to text to the contacts and you'll see it in the lower portion of your range of vision. I totally got that idea from Torchwood. Who wants to test out the prototype of their new toy?

FELICITY.

Hey.

Never drink vodka with a Russian.

Never again.

FILTERED TO BUCKY.
Want to hear about my morning so far? I fell out of my bed, I guess my younger self was that terrified of being cuddled that I spent the night on the very edge of a bed that didn't quite work out so hot for me when somewhere during the night I ended up back to normal, got told my girlfriend was mad at me for being a gentleman, oh and my son from an alternate universe showed up. We named him James, don't let it go to your head. On the bright side going back to normal prevented any hangover from drinking with the younger Tony last night.

[...] Avengers, assemble?

Tony? What's going on?

I can't quite decide if the internet is terrifying, or brilliant.

TONY.
There's a movie. The Avengers. We're in it - do you want - you want to watch it? I'm only half asking because I have no idea how to use the television in this place -

Anyone else wake up next to an ungrateful brat who can't appreciate waking up next to a billionaire?

Because I did.

If any of you want to make yourselves useful and tell me how long I'm going to have to wait this out that would be great. I have my graduation party from MIT in a week and I'm not celebrating here.