Um... so I have no idea why I'm in New York, but I'm betting it's something super awesome! Am I being inducted as an honorary United Nations ambassador because I can totally see that. I mean, the Harvest Festival was a success and why wouldn't they want me to help with the world! Plus, I was in model U.N. in high school. They must have heard about how awesome I was at that as well.
This is so exciting! I mean, waking up in a hotel in New York is unexpected because it's kind of like I was abducted but not really because it's the United Nations so it's for the good of mankind, and no one's going to press charges against the United Nations, [half-whisper] I really don't think you can... [speaks normally] Anyway!
Totally excited to be here! The note said I should say hello. Is this a private, United Nations network? If so, Gutentaag! Bonjour! Hamjambo! And hello, of course!
Oh! I'm Leslie Knope. It's nice to meet you all, fellow ambassadors.