multifarious ⟷ in character

[ DARCY ]
Checking in. Feeling a little better after spa day?

[ DR. BARTON ]
What's your stance on after work drinks?

[ LYDIA (BARRY'S) ]
Do you want to go grab lunch one of these days at work, before you head off for school?

I would buy this CD. Preferably with some of the proceeds going to any political party that is not Donald Trumps. Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel.

If he somehow becomes President, I'm abandoning ship.

Tomorrow at six thirty! Please tell me that spa of yours will still be open.

I could find a place for almost everything on this list.

Today I learned that Taro Milk blended bubble tea tastes like a milkshake made of the milk at the bottom of a bowl of Froot Loops. There's your fun fact for the day, kids.

You're kidding me, right?

You are all so welcome. It's a little NSFW, don't say I didn't warn you.

MOX.
I wanted to thank you again for helping me find this place, you're amazing. If there's anything I can do for you just let me know.

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Does this warrant a #justgirlythings or...?

Right, okay. Now I'm good.

Probably a long shot, but anybody hiring for someone who can work from home or should I just go ahead and get on Indeed.com right now?

CAROLINE.

Not as good as Dex, but lightyears ahead of Marcus. Like maybe 8/10 if Dex was a 9. Thanks for watching the boys on such short notice. You have no idea how bad I needed that haha

Ever find a dress and fall in love with it but have nowhere to wear it? Me too.

Well. There's a beach within walking distance, so apparently the twins are happy. That makes life a lot easier. You know, after I spend three hours getting the sand out of all the things, anyway. I can't decide if I'm depressed or relieved by the fact that they seem completely unphased by this second (for them; third for me) jolt through the multi-verse or whatever it is.

To Google or not to Google, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to avoid thine own face on social media or to take arms against a sea of awkward photographs for the sake of adorable outfit ideas, I know not. My struggle is the realest.

I need new hobbies, I'm so done with this. I swear I'll try the first three things that somebody suggests. Also, if I threw an amazing party, who would come? Considering I have absolutely nothing to do with my free time?

...you've got to be fucking kidding me. Seriously? The following two people had better be here or I will throw an epic fit the likes of which no one wants to see, believe me: Caroline Hale & Amelia Thomas, olly olly oxen free, ladies.