multifarious ⟷ in character

...I just literally was tackled by a stranger. I'm not fucking Dylan O'Brien, you psychotic hormonal teenage nightmare; get off me. Then replace my girlfriend's coffee, which you've caused me to spill all over myself. Thank God she asked for an iced latte this morning, Jesus...

Dylan O'Brien, if ever you break the fourth wall and show up on this network, I want you to know that I hate you with the burning fury of six thousand suns and I hate your fans even more than that.

What a shitty way to start my goddamn day.

I have no idea what the internet's fascination with calling people cinnamon rolls is, but this is fairly accurate none the less. And I've made myself way too sad with how much I miss all of these people so someone please distract me -

Это может остановить любое настоящее . Это даже не близко к забавным больше . Я голоден и не можете заказать половиной моих обычных местах . Телевидение является хуже, когда вы не можете понять проклятую слово кто-то говорит. Я вспыхнула проклятую Толстого , потому что это единственное, что у меня есть это на русском языке.

[She's walking around the bedroom, folding laundry and singing to herself.]

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Это сентября и я клянусь, я едва был вне кроме пойти на трассы , кто-нибудь хочет сделать день на Лонг-Бич , прежде чем он холодно и валовой ?

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Хорошо я не то, что русским , что я забываю написать на английском языке

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Чего ждать?

Английский?

Английский.

I'm a terrible dog owner. I missed National Dog Day yesterday. Bribed Snezhok with treats this morning to overlook my transgression. Happy belated National Dog Day fellow dog owners!

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This is a valid post run breakfast choice, right?

Hey, Stark! Here's a reason to celebrate. August 26th is Women's Equality Day. Throw a party, raise money, make donations to the Association for Women in Science or another organization. Make it happen.

Seriously, like 95% of these are so accurate it hurts.

I'm really bad at thi
So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

This is an active petition to remove all razors and shaving accessories for men from the tower, with a support group to make sure the same is done at home.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D

All in favor say 'Aye'.

SARA.
Are you alright?

My personality is way too big for such a little apartment, I think its time that I move. Anybody who can find me an amazing place in L.A will forever be my favorite. I'd consider NY since that's where I'm working but the place needs to be at least a little roomy, or have a good view.

I should also be embarrassed that I scored so high on this but I'm not. I'm really not.

Surprise, surprise. Turns out spending a while in an apocalypse with a billionaire pays off in the end.

Love my job. Just hate having to leave the house to get to it And I forgot what it was like to have a decent shave. Life is good.

I found my dog when I came back to the apartment to check things out.

Don't steal Lucky, or I'll use my splody arrow on you.

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I'm watching an infomercial about something called the butt blaster and I'm seriously considering shelling out six payments of 19.95 for something that I don't even need because I have nothing else to do.

This is what my social life has become. This and Stark Industries. I showed up in this place and poof, just like that I'm apparently forty.

I don't like to brag, but I can do all of these like a pro. Also, I need to get off Youtube while I'm ahead and go to sleep before I end up clicking something awful from home

NAT'S BRIDESMAIDS; delayed until late Tuesday morning.

I...just realized I don't know who you are. I don't know if I've already met you or whether we've talked in passing or what, but I think that's kind of an important thing I should know. Also, I did a little research this morning and...I am definitely going to need some help doing this MOH thing because some of this stuff...look, I'm just an idiot man and I feel like dresses and flowers and bachelorette parties are not really a thing idiot men should have a big say in without a shitload of female input, so...hi. I'm Derek. Help me not fuck up my best friend's wedding, okay? I'm sure she'd appreciate that as much as I would.

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I realized the other day I've been here since December last year and have yet to step foot in LA. Which is sad and pathetic. So tomorrow I'm going, anyone free and want to keep me company?

WS!STEVE
Hey. How have you been?

[He looks... pretty filthy, his face is covered in dirt and his hair is too long, both on his head and on his face. He's sitting on a floor surrounded by wrappers of food that he's obviously already dug into and he stays quiet for almost a full minute before speaking.]

People.

There are people here?

Popped into this cute little coffee shop after my run and got this mug. Challenge accepted mug, challenge accepted.

SARA | NATASHA
I was thinking we need to go out and celebrate that ridiculous bling Natasha has sometime this week.

I swear this is the only time I will use the word bling.

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Broke down and became one of those people today.

CAMDEN.
Good job last night. I think you might have oddly found your true calling.