multifarious ⟷ in character

Hey, so I got kind of bored and started choreographing something for this, but it's too long. If your DJ can cut this down, I could give it to one of the other guys, since I have Pony already. If you want to see, in any case. I kept it kind of simple so the others wouldn't struggle with it if you wanted me to hand it off.

My friend is throwing a fourth of July party tomorrow in LA. Interested?

Hey! Are you free at all this weekend?

Got the night off and looking to take my girl out somewhere cool. Any suggestions?

[Weed Lovers]
Running a bit dry. Anyone holding some decent green that I can buy?

Wow, knowing that I'd be on Youtube was one thing, but actually seeing it? Entirely another. Awkward. So, so awkward.

In other news, found a dumpster out behind the complex. Thanks for being bros, you guys*. Owen, now where's my fuckin' bed?

LYDIA.

I checked out the rest of that neighborhood to scope the vibe for promotional purposes and I kinda dig it. So, yeah, I'm officially all in. Do you have an ETA for opening night? I owned a portion of Xquisite Miami and I was around when Dallas was doing all the shit to open, so if you need or want any help, let me know.

[ooc: *literally can be referring to any two or three guys from the Brooklyn apartments who helped him move the bed out of the apartment building and to the dumpster; give ol' boy some lines and throw some guys at him. First two or three responders are it lol]

For those of you who have been living under a rock as of late, I'll be opening a strip club very soon, in Manhattan. So gentleman, if you're confident enough to take your clothes off for more money than you're probably making right now, live auditions will be starting soon. If you're interested you can message me here to make an appointment.

Ladies, you're welcome.

For those of you who don't want to show everything that your mother gave you, I'm also looking for servers and bartenders. Get used to the idea of working without a shirt.

Interested?

...yeah, this doesn't work for me. I have to work tonight and I'm headlining so...you know, this doesn't work for me. Fuck this completely and entirely.

Unless that letter is a joke, in which case, wow you need a fuckin' hobby or something, but hey, good times and I'll be on my way.