Musings

Wanted: A drummer looking for a band. And seriously this time, none of this bullshit 'oh I can totally drum' crap when all you can do is keep a beat for thirty seconds. I suppose any of the rest of you who play instruments can come on over, too though don't expect me to go easy on you, guitarists.


We're a rock outfit. Not alternative rock, not prog rock, not punk rock, not hard rock, not any of that bullshit. No covers, all original material. You've got me with lead guitar and vocals and my roommate on bass when he decides to actually play and not focus on the three million other fucking things in his life.

Open auditions are a week from Thursday in Bathos 701. Give us a shout back with times, we'll tell you what'll work for us.


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Hey this is Noah! Ryan Right is taking a leak so I hijacked the computer to make sure he’s not being a huge jackass in our ad. We would really appreciate any applications and I promise he’s slightly less bitchy in real life than he is over the interwebs. Anyone and everyone is welcome!

Please don’t kill me, Ryan!

If anyone around here knows a good drummer, mind sending 'em my way?

Freakin' Noah can't keep beat without one these days.