Voicemail for Preston Rawlings (backdated to Dec. 26th).
[To say that Richard was a bit surprised at Preston's lack of responding on the first or second ring was a gross understatement. To counteract this, he decides to leave a message. Preston is free to note the call is coming from his office phone.]
"Preston, you, not working? Am I in the process of dying and hallucinating you being home instead? Ah well. Call if you newer delicate sensibilities allow you to talk to me. You know where I am."
[He feels he doesn't have to say his name is Richard. Preston should know by now. The call ends with a satisfying click.]