Musings

Merry Christmas.

Toys for Tots and Christmas Coat Drive

It seems that several of my co-workers aren't as generous as I'd like them to be, so I'm appealing to my neighbors, friends, acquaintances and perfect strangers. I'm collecting toys and coats for kids who don't have it quite as well as the rest of us. The turn out at work has been mildly pathetic, They had no problems bringing 8 year old cans of green beans to the food drive. Toys and coats are apparently too much work.

If you're feeling in the giving spirit this year please leave an unwrapped toy in the bin, or your gently used coats in the bin next to it.

I've put the bins in the lobby at Bathos.I'll be in charge of emptying them and taking them to the appropriate places as need be.

It's only a few days until Christmas, lets try and make it special for those less fortunate.

[Email to A. Sparke, could very well be delivered to his secretary]

Mr Sparke,

My name is Madison Moore and I am currently hiring a Public Relations specialist. A man, Edward Okoye, listed you as a reference. I would like to inquire about his performance. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,
Madison Moore
Founder
Hope for Humanity
mmoore@hopeforhumanity.org

[Email to K. Dawes]

Ms Dawes,

My name is Madison Moore and I am currently hiring a Public Relations specialist. A man, Edward Okoye, listed you as a reference. I would like to inquire about his performance. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,
Madison Moore
Founder
Hope for Humanity
mmoore@hopeforhumanity.org

[Posted to www.findajob.com]


To Whom It May Concern,

I am currently looking for a PR manager or firm willing to work with a non-profit organization.  I would prefer someone with whom I could put on retainer for special functions and events, instead of day to day things.  The ideal candidate has 5 years of work experience, at least 3 in the Public Relations field.  A Bachelors Degree is required from a good university, a Masters degree would be a plus.  Salary to be discussed.  Send a copy of your resume to mmoore@hopeforhumanity.org; include three references.

Madison Moore
Founder
Hope for Humanity

This is the fifth time this year that goods he's been transporting in his car either exploded or leaked for apparently no reason at all. It is safe to say that the car is ruined beyond salvation because there is no way in hell that anything in the world can remove that smell. Shame, really. Cyril sort of liked this car and isn't in the mood to shop for a new one. Perhaps, now would be a good time to take a holiday. Somewhere warm and sunny. Somewhere far away from family with questionable morals, and demented clients and customers.

For artsy needs contact S. Malloy at the auction house and she will be happy to handle your demands requests in the most satisfying manner.

Mr. Van der Beek,

I am confirming our appointment for tomorrow at 1pm, at my office building. What would you like for lunch?

-M. Moore

Does anyone have any tech-geek type stuff that needs doing? Routers to set up, computers to fix, software to install, evil systems to shut down, anything at all. Sky's the limit; I've recently come to realize that I need that money thing if I want to keep my apartment and stave off starvation, so anything of that ilk you could throw my way would be hugely, epically appreciated. We're talking beta-for-Skynet levels of appreciation.

[Edited at 9:53 AM]

My name's Finn, btw. And you can just comment here if you're interested.

Well, now that I've finally gotten settled, it's about time I introduce myself, yes?

Madison Moore.  Founder and President of Hope for Humanity.  If anyone is from the California area, you should know what I'm talking about unless you're an idiot I should hope you know of my little non-profit.  I'm looking to get it started up again here, and have already purchased an office.  If anyone is in need of paperwork, feel free to contact me.