multifarious ⟷ in character

Hey, are you coming home soon? The reservation's for 7.
[Please wait. Recalibrating for dishonesty...]

Hey Eddy, I'm leaving you for Stiles.
[Message sent.]

My name is Esmeralda, and I am a werewolf. I have gained complete control over my abilities 6 years ago, shortly after I was bitten. I was wondering if anyone would be willing to take me into their pack. I have been a member of Regina Russo's pack since I turned, but neither she nor anyone from my pack came to this dimension for the past five months since my original arrival.

I'm pregnant, but I can still run or fight if it's necessary to prove that I'm an asset to your pack. If you're willing to give me a chance, I promise that I won't let you down.

[Amelia]
I'm reaching out to alphas, I'm going to see if I can find someone to take me in. Do you want me to ask for you when I get answers?

Just thought you guys could use a little reprieve from all of this craziness.

She's obviously got her priorities in order.

[At 10:20 EST this video will play on all devices.

TLDR; His girlfriend came back to return his house key because after 9 years, she's finally done with him. They argue over the times they cheated on and killed for each other, they push each other's buttons, she slaps him, they make out, then he says he loves her for... the third time in 9 years.]

At 6:30 this video will play for all to see.

Special guest mention of Robin and the James in question. (Mia Thomas's fiance in an alternate world)

You got flowers? Eddy said you got flowers, who sent them? He thinks you got them from the street, but, who leaves roses on the street, right? Spill.

And also, did you see that alpha? The one who looks like James without glasses? He was flashing his eyes at this one human lady for asking his name. I think he's going to kill her. Eddy thinks we'll be alright, but I don't know, he seems unstable.

10 minutes of posing for my son, and finally my portrait is finished. I think he really captured my essence.

So it'll be really weird if we have to spend the holidays here instead of at home but just in case we have to, I think we should draw names for a secret santa. That could be fun. I've seen it done before and it always looks like a lot of fun.

[The people in charge of the orphanage]
Are you having a toy drive for the holidays?

I quit, Andy. [She turns the camera to a zombie walking by her window.]

( E-mail for Esmeralda )

(( pls to pretend just image is posted ))

First day of cooking class. I swear I'll get this right one of these days.

[She's far too proud to admit to herself that the reason she stops by Amelia's house daily is because the nannies take care of Benjamin for her, even if just for a few hours. His little hands always seem to find their way to her hair, and the only time he actually smiles these days is when she reacts to his pulling. Never again, she tells herself. First and last kid. At least he'll be better when he's older. Suddenly she understands why her mom only had one.

She knocks on the front door, then proceeds to pull her hair out of Ben's tiny hands and back into a ponytail... which inevitably starts the crying tantrum.]

Hey. Are you guys busy?

[ETA: Eddy]
Can you set aside a half hour every day for us to spend time together? I could come by the office and spend lunch with you, even if you're working through it, I don't mind.

[James]
I think Esmeralda's having an affair.

[Esmeralda]
Hey, sorry I missed church. I'm swamped.

[Darcy]
How would you like a raise?

It's weird being back at work after having taken off for the last little while. Got married, did some cool road tripping, crashed a few B&B's, and even camped out under the stars...but now I'm pouring shots and working the bar again. Is it always this weird feeling, like your missing an arm or something when you aren't around your better half?

Damn, my brothers would kick my fucking ass if they knew I was going soft...

Anyways...drinks are cheap and stuff, so come get shit faced. Still got to be 21 to ride the ride, so sorry kiddies but ya can't come in.

Did James come home yet? Eddy's phone is off. I swear to God, I'm going to kill him.

What the fuck? I've been here for over a week and you're not home? Who is she? Some new girl you met? You're a goddamn sick coward, you can't even leave me to my face.

[Enjoy Supermoon wife]