TARDIS Communication Network

Right, so. Everyone doing okay? Everyone good? Now that the TARDIS is on the move again, I want to make sure everyone is fine and well.

Remember, any questions about this universe, any at all, just ask me, okay?

What? For fuck's sake! Why, I was so close Oh, come on now! I was just landing in New Work. I wanted to check out Broadway. And maybe try the pizza. And the nightclubs too. But mostly for Broadway, and maybe looking into the art galleries too. I didn't sign up to be put.. wherever this is.

..Ohhh. Tony. Tony, you did this? Yeah? Joke's over, mate. Could have just let me know you and the gang wanted to see me. Come on, you can come out now. It stopped being funny five minutes ago. Sid, are you in on it too? Anwar?

Would anyone mind telling me just where in the hell I am, and why my pager doesn't seem to be working? I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't mind the pager not working if it means I don't have to deal with Newbie paging me time after time after time after time with the same annoying eety bitty problems that a monkey could solve. But since I've never been here before and I'm not even sure where here is, I think I'd like someone to tell me what's going on. Hmmkay?

I've got some wicked energy to get rid off.

Any man up for getting a good beating? I've got mad skills.

I need a change. I feel stuck, and I haven't felt that way in a long time.

I think I might just be in the TARDIS too long.

Fresh air might be good.

What does everyone else wish for?

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Yo, this shit ain't cool, Mr White. You gave me the money, this was done! I said I wasn't gonna work for you any more, the deal was done, okay? Locking me up in... God knows what? Shit, we're not in the fucking Mafia, you're not fucking Don Corlioni or some shit, okay? So get the fuck over here and let me go!

IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!

Even if we're not in our universe. or on earth and there's no snow.

ITS STILL CHRISTMAS TIME. I WAS COUNTING DAYS.

Excuse me... Can anyone tell me how to get to the medical bay? One of the automatic doors closed on my tail. I think it may have fractured a bone.

I know a lot of you aren't very good at cooking. And this... packaged stuff can't be good for you as your main diet. So I'd like everyone to know that I'll be making a large pot of soup or stew every day, and it will be available to whoever needs it.

I don't imagine there's much use for a journalist here. Does anyone need any help with anything? Think I might end up going mad if I sit around doing nothing for much longer.

Um... hello? Max? Fang? What is this place? I mean, I know we were traveling, but where are the rest of you?

anyone out there that can explain waht happened? Not that I'm going to believe any of you at first.. And is there somewhere to get food?

Right, maybe someone can tell me what the fuck is going on?! Where's my brother?! And just where the fuck am I?!

Can we go trick or treating nows?

You growd ups all are boring.

Mr Bear says you should be friends and come to his tea party!